Voting in our Coming Party Elections

Day 1,058, 18:58 • Published in Japan Japan • by Shinybluepope

Party president elections are around the corner and I do not see much commotion about it in our media. It seems most our parties have well known genuine eJapanese running. These folks are looking to help our country. Then there are some other "players" running who no one ever hears from.


A picture of one of the "players" I mentioned

I thought I would provide a brief rundown of who you should vote for to ensure that eJapan continues to be run by eJapanese and not pig-disgusting PTOers who only wish to ruin our little country packed with awesomeness.

First we have the once mighty ISP. Thankfully, both Tanaka and Danyeo are good folks and you should choose whoever you feel is going to take the party in the direction you want. No worries there.

Then there is the PTO'd eSOS brigade. Well, let us hope that the fight between two legitimate candidates does not create a chance for Pakiah to win.

For Godzilla, vote Lejina. Period.

The DPJ has no one currently running against Metic but if someone pops up, vote Metic. Look at that handsome mug. You can't help but vote for that beautiful man.

Finally we have the beloved Lolies. Yonsil vouched for Yeo, so both candidates are legitimate. Vote to your hearts content.

So there you have it. A quick and dirty run down. I do not know the platform of any of these folks and quite frankly, I doubt many will be posting anything about their run. However, I do know that a vote for anyone that is a possible or known PTOer only pushes this country further into ruin. At the moment, we barely have control over Congress. Beyond that, our immigration system is in shambles because the multies and PTOers have accepted foreign agents' citizenship applications faster than the speed of your mother's wandering mouth.

Friends and random little people, we must be militant about our voting. Loose fingers in the voting booth not only create the possibility for ridiculous porn plots in my mind, they lead us closer to ruin. Be militant. Be steadfast. Vote for eJapan. Vote for our glory.


Sexy militant.