The Mounties Are Coming!
Day 2,400, 17:24
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by Massacar
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Turbulent times in the eWorld. BigAnt now holds TUP in his surprisingly large antlike hands, Plato is up to his usual shenanigans, and to top it all off the Canadians plan to pay us a visit with the help of Argentina.
That's right! The Canadians plan to invade us. With their Maple syrup, their Elk, and low population density. To back up this front of Canadian madness, the Mounties of doom ride forth from their frozen lair.
Actual photo of their frozen death fortress
Behold the Mountie in its natural habitat, aren't they fearsome
WHAT YOU CAN DO!
Ready up your waffle irons, because every Canadian you kill will come stock full of maple syrup and you don't want that to go to waste.
So lock and load your weapons, and stock up on those Waffles, because the Canadians are bringing their winter with them, and it may be a long one.
Hope you all enjoyed the article
Vote, shout, and sub
Cheers o7
Turbulent times in the eWorld. BigAnt now holds TUP in his surprisingly large antlike hands, Plato is up to his usual shenanigans, and to top it all off the Canadians plan to pay us a visit with the help of Argentina.
That's right! The Canadians plan to invade us. With their Maple syrup, their Elk, and low population density. To back up this front of Canadian madness, the Mounties of doom ride forth from their frozen lair.
Actual photo of their frozen death fortress
Behold the Mountie in its natural habitat, aren't they fearsome
WHAT YOU CAN DO!
Ready up your waffle irons, because every Canadian you kill will come stock full of maple syrup and you don't want that to go to waste.
So lock and load your weapons, and stock up on those Waffles, because the Canadians are bringing their winter with them, and it may be a long one.
Hope you all enjoyed the article
Vote, shout, and sub
Cheers o7
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Indeed!
Let's have some fun, eh
Hope you boys can skate ~_^
I can indeed, though i'm not particularly good at it. I'll just have to blow up all the ice.
syrup sucking scumbags!
We're coming for you!
Muwahahaha!
Coming for us indeed, but would you mind doing so in reasonable hours, i'm not sure the vast majority of the eUK is awake at 2 o'clock in the morning 😑
Isn't that the idea? Attack when you're the weakest?
Typical
You guys have to wait for the Argies
you guys have to call Spain/Poland. Check and mate
You guys are afraid to take us on your own......Pussies
All in good fun mate C:
Bring it on......we will be wiped for a few days.....Again lol
Yum, vote!
The Mounties are coming! Quick, fake a soccer injury!
*football
interesting how we have a V movement going on and DMV has a fascist norsfire movement now
Voted!!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-2409037/1/20
None of this'd be happening if america had just stuck to it's occupation of canada 😑 Stupid Murica
That, and Brazil's backstab on spain, Sirius isn't looking too peachy
It came, at 2am of all times, whilst we were sleeping, the monsters!
Thats tactics mate,they are awake so attack while we sleep......sure of a win that way,we do the same when roles are reversed
hue
Go Fight, Win!
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/united-kingdom-defense-contract-ukdc-for-short--2409376/1/20