News Era #4, Everything I Do is Justified
Invalidation
Hello News Era readers, have some more New Era news!
Yesterday was the eSuicide of [one of] New Era's biggest treacherous elitist cheating scum, Goku Jones, who set up New Era as a platform to attempt an eUK Hostile Takeover (so far it has failed because he is a constant failure and disappointment to his family).
What motivated him to try and take over and destroy this country? Its was me.
I ran a glorious forum game based on the hit TV series Game of Thones, but kicked him out of it for cheating and making it unpleasant for everyone involved. Immediately he decided that to attempt to destroy my eCountry was an appropriate reaction. The founding principle of New Era under Goku Jones was to try and defame my name to remove my forum global moderator position, and proceed to attempt to destroy the eUK Community.
Obviously because Goku Jones fails at absolutely everything he tries to do, this failed. Indeed, this conflict has concluded in his absolute defeat and Goku Jones has been driven from eRepublik. A cause for celebration for all, and one you can thank me for, I claim 100% of the credit for both driving him away to America before, and driving him away into inactivity and leaving the game now.
Hold your applause while I post his self-written obituary. Or as I like to think of it, reasons why everything I have ever done or ever will do is entirely justifie
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http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-drama-confession-of-past-sins-2130256/1/20
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My name is Goku Jones and I have returned to the UK today. This article will introduce me to those of you who don't know me, I may write a longer version later to set the record straight for those of you who do know me.
Here are some quick facts about my time in this game to whet your appetite for what is to come:
Political
*After 1 month in the game, in three susequent elections I became a Top 5 Party President, a Congressman and the Minister for Foreign Affairs.
*After 2 months in the game I gained several hundred refferals (just before the easy refferal link system so no gold!) and directed them towards North Korea which they then took over. We would later take Japan. They then held and then dropped the Kyushu gate which destroyed Iran as a power in this game. I can't really take any credit as they where better players than me!
*I was Minister of Recruitment and increased the UK population by 10% after a period of long decline.
Cultural
*I founded the party (Radical Freethinkers Alliance) which was the precursor to ESO.
*I designed the UKRP Logo during a PTO attempt of them.
*I wrote ALL of the eUK legislation. Although I would have preffered to have none and it's been edited since.
*I have recruited 80 players since the refferal link system was added.
Economic
*I have a Q7 Weapons Factory, 35 Saltpetres and a full set of Q4 Training Grounds.
*I have 146 medals of 8 different types.
*I have received 98.40g from my most active refferee, 49.28g from the second most active and 31.08g from the third!
Military
*I have 19,333 strength and gain 90 strength a day.
*I do 5,821 damage unarmed and 17,464 with Q7 Weapon.
* I have burst damage of 2,270,320 doing 130 Q7 fights.
Dastardly
*As a member of M16 I stopped a PTO of Ireland. Years later I helped a PTO and long term wipe of Ireland as a member of the Bremen Clubhouse.
*I have been permanently banned from the eUK forums twice yet still had full access to their private government forums during the bans. The second ban is still active. I often leak embarrassing information to the public.
*I rigged the elections in Japan for several months with a team of people, dropping parties into and out of the Top 5, taking Party President spots and sniping Congress candidiates.
*I used the old advertising module to anonymously plaster IRL pictures of Japanese political opponents all over the game. We mined these from google and got sexy underwear pics (girl), moody sexy pics(girl), obese she-whale(girl) and emo(male).
*I have gained political influence by taking over Top 5 parties once in the UK and twice in Japan.
*I have bypassed the biased UK Citizenship system not just today, but also once or twice in the past too. I have many friends amoungst our congressmen.
*I have been harassed so much by the UK establishment that it is my mission to bring down their forum government and establish an in game one, to that end I commit terrorist attacks against them.
*I have impersonated countless people on IRC as part of information gathering and disruption operations.
*I leaked MagicHereos' Presidential Manifesto to his opponent Ayame Crocodile, allowing him to counter all of his strategies. I have done this several times before with other candidiates.
*I used the BenTwo and BenThree aliases to bring down former President Big Ant.
*As a Ministry of Defense supplier, I walked with a 70g investment in my character after yet another forum ban.
*[REDACTED]
Conclusion
As you can see I am quite a talented and accomplished player. I can and have done great good but I have no scruples about ruthlessly attacking my enemies if I am driven to it. Let's hope for a few fun and event filled months in the UK!
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I leave with a few pictures taken before his eDisappearance and subsequent eDeath, we can only hope and pray for more retribution to follow him in rl.
Here he is as he live
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Here he is during his demise:
Comments
There we have it, the highly joyous departure of some pure scum.
you going somewhere?
Going... to continue my crusade for justice.
losers losing 😃
Goku Jones was always the biggest loser of us all. 😃
You are the biggest loser Invalidation
It would be more normal to be outraged by Goku's behaviour, but naturally, you recognise fellow kin.
we are all derps together 😃
http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/We+re+all+friends+here+brother+_a7c71587607fc912c1e96348a511575e.jpg
Alice, you are so beautiful right now
I will always love you.
cute
It's a bit like the 97th rerun of Coronation Street - only that you can switch that off.
christ i remember that article getting eOld
To morn.. or not to morn...? The death of one Goku Jones.
inb4mourn*
mourn*
FFS
In a different life Goku would have made a fine Dentist.
sad article - I didn't bother to read it
\o/ Is he srsly quitting? LOL
Hail the Gimp
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/bring-out-the-gimp-2308520/1/20
lol
Goku didn't set up New Era, Don did...
Goku joined like 5 months into new era
yea we know, Goku openly said he was just looking for a party ripe for manipulation. Hence a new party founded by a man with no grasp of politics full of people who were only there for the freebies, perfect platform for Goku.
If you are a member of New Era (including the "party" known as the Radical Democratic Party), you should ask yourself why you should be a part of a party who has had such members as Presidents, Vice Presidents, Spokesmen, Secretary Generals, Councillors etc., and who have had them on their internal Private Messaging Round Robins...
People like Goku, BigAnt (Sir Scott Williamson, Atkins1997 etc.), Sir Winston S Churchill (King Hannibal of ASIA), Commander Dapper etc., as you may have observed, frequently fill up the media with abusive messages directed at citizens (mostly British ones). They frequently plot PTOs of our country and as well as other countries. They have a history of PTO attempts of political parties. As Goku's extraordinary article shows, he is PROUD of such behaviour...and not just one or two things you could pass of as high jinks...he has been a persistent threat, and far worse than being a simple troll...people have killed themselves for far less than what New Era members like Goku has done to them.
If you are part of such a party, you should ask yourself if you would as readily forgive a genocidal dictator? I don't believe such a person is capable of remorse - he is fundamentally bad - and proud of it.
Notice how not a single member of New Era has said so far that these actions have deplorable...they have either shrugged them off or essentially just loled at them or even called people who bring such misdeeds to attention "losers". Utterly pathetic.
You are just not credible any more VV - noone is voting for your bs.
As for Goku's "list" of transgressions and misdemeanors - can you imagine a similar public article, with honest content, from Invalidation or some of his friends?
There wouldn't be enough room to fit it all in one article.
Rather mysterious that you attack Invalidation but don't condemn Goku's actions. What is your point? That Invalidation wouldn't gloat about carrying out such awful deeds if he was Goku? Get real.
Quit digging your nose! Not you already done snot? Buck up and do something really significant, enough already "known"! Or maybe your goal is to be vulgarized by someone and report it to the staff?
meh, Malice has contributed a lot to the community before now...
A poorly written article, void of all point and purpose. There's no structure.. no valid conclusion. It's a smear campaign but done awfully. The sentiment however is not lost.
This author is a TUP member and his acts are shameful
http://i44.tinypic.com/ajlzm8.jpg Just take alook at his wiki
Those paint drawings made me LOL xD
Brilliant as always \o/