eAustralia 2013 is so 2009

Day 1,920, 03:21 Published in Australia Australia by Mr Crumpets

Good Evening eAustralia,

Earlier today, Mick Gatto (TJ Norton) posted an article... deleted it... posted it again... deleted it... posted it again, etc...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-coalition-of-eaus-political-parties-is-born-2216217/1/20

The basis of his article was to talk about the new coalition he helped form (The Axis of Evil) between the ACP, the KHMC and the APP.

All this talk of Coalitions, a New Party, Occupation, split community, got me to realise that we have gone back in time to 2009!



I was amazed how the eAustralia of 2013 is almost exactly the same as the eAustralia of late 2009. The only difference being NZ is in the game and Chile doesn't need to go through Africa to reach us.

Let's compare the years in categories...

Coalitions
2009 - The ADSP and ACP form a Left Wing Coalition. Under the old senate model, ACP run candidates in NT and Tasmania, ADSP run candidates in the other states.
ANP and TBP consider a coalition, but argument between centre-left and centre-right factions in the TBP stop the coalition from ever becoming a possibility.
ANP, Australian Independents and TBP remain independent of each other.

2013 - The Axis of Evil is created when a coalition of ACP, KHMC and APP team up. They vow to support one candidate for each CP election.
ARP, ANP and GGP choose to remain independent.

Non Forum Player Creates New Party
2009 - After being suspended from senate, Paul Hamon vows not to take part in senate again and runs his PaPP separate from the forums, choosing in game communication only.

2013 - After rage quitting the forums, Icetek vows to destroy eAustralia - changes mind, support Tim_Holtz in election, then creates a non-forum party the PDP.

Treaties and Occupation
2009 - Ranger Bob, Scotty and Mel Smith try their best to arrange a fair deal with Indonesia over Western Australia. The Indos are late in returning the region and a despute over the treaty occurs (regarding buying out Indonesian WA based companies).

2013 - Greg MacGregor, Xavier Griffith and Tim_Holtz try to secure eAustralia it's land via diplomatic channels.
eChile disputes the treaty, eAustralia gets occupied by three nations, treaty goes to CoT Court.

Stop Being Neutral, Make New Friends and Get Our Land Back
2009 - Cottus Arci proposes Operation: Two Fold Bay and argues we take back WA with the support of the USA and EDEN.
SRG91 is MoD and argues against it. He favours being partners with Indonesia and possibly joining PEACE GC.
Prime Minister Patti11 swings Operation Two Fold Bay in action. Victory sees a speedy MPP done with USA and Australia moves to join EDEN.

2013 - Larni, Infini and Louise Brooks argue that Australia should cease trying to be friends with CoT and action be taken to get our land back.
Icetek and other CoT supporters argue for talking things through with Chile.
Prime Minister candidate Mr Crumpets promises to slam the door shut on CoT and promises quick and speedy MPPs with Anti-CoT nations.



One eAustralian is so Popular everyone shouts their name
2009 - COZZA AKBAR!

2013 - ~Roboa~


So after all this hype about Coalitions today... who cares... we are just doing what we did four years ago!

eAustralia... a land of progress..... pffffffffffttttt, Nah, Just Kidding!



Mr Crumpets