The Coalition of eAus Political Parties is born
Day 1,919, 23:09
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by Lord TJ
Temp sht banner until our logo master gets home
Dear eAustralia
For months, if not years, citizens from our country and all over the world have called for unity. Every election it has been called "We must stand together!" Today, the leaders and members of a number of eAustralia's political parties have answered that call.
WHAT IS THE COALITION OF PARTIES?
After days of discussion on organisation and setup, the KnightHawks Military Council, Australian Parliamentary Party and Australian Communist Party have entered into an agreement of working together and supporting each other at all levels of politics.
What the Coalition does not do is replace or dominate any single political party. The enshrined promise of our democracy and political independence is that all parties continue to operate independently, elect their own president and party officers and develop policy in accordance with their own conscience.
WHO ARE ITS LEADERS?
It's leaders are every member of a Coalition party! Like everything, administrative duties need to be completed and these are the interim folks until the first meeting, as follows:
Aussie Bloke (Newly minted eAustralia's Most Liked Player)
Mick Gatto
Nicky3Fingers
mzCielly
Ronnyjnrjnr
Media Team: Nicky3Fingers and Mick Gatto
Designer: Arthur Cole
THE BASIC OPERATIONAL PLATFORM OF THE COALITION
The Coalition operates as a united support bloc but each party remains a sovereign independent party with rights over elections, party name and all over positions and policies.
If a Coalition party introduces and enacts a policy which may harm another Coalition member, whether intended or not intended, the parties will meet with plenty of grog, have a pow wow and work it out.
ELECTIONS FOR SENATE AND PRIME MINISTER
Come Congress election time, if a Coalition party is not a T5, other Coalition parties will be all friendly like and help out.
For CP elections, the Coalition will unite behind a single candidate. Each party has full faith and credit to put forward as many nominees for primary/preselection as they like and any individual Coalition party member is free and encouraged to step up.
At the end of the primary, the candidate who wins the ballot will be the Coalition candidate for Prime Minister.
The Coalition will actively campaign for all candidates in consort with the candidates.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A MEMBER OF THE COALITION
Each party in the Coalition will identify by a simple mark at the end of their name: -C-
KnightHawks Military Council -C-
Australian Communist Party -C-
Australian Parliamentary Party -C-
* Branding currently taking place over the course of the day
Q&A
Q: Does the Coalition have a secret plan to destroy the country?
A: Not only do we not have a secret plan - we have no plan to do any such thing! The Coalition realises that opponents of its vision for a united eAustralia will make all sorts of claims in an attempt to discredit our constitutional right to organise.
Q: Yeah right! Is that why you're such a meanie, mean mean gang?
A: In addition to not being any sort of 'gang', each Coalition party makes their own decisions on policies. As far as policy goes, all the plumbing works exactly the same way as it did before.
We do share some things in common. We believe in common sense government, supporting players both new to the game and more experienced in all aspects of domestic and foreign matters. The Coalition supports a democratic process both in and outside of government and the right to speak out both in support of and against the country's elected leaders.
Q: Robots much?
LOL far from it. The Coalition is not of one mind on anything - we just agree on keeping personalities to a minimum when it's important and enjoy playing the game again. For a lot of us, it's been a while since we've been able to say that.
Q: What does the Coalition say to claims that such a bloc alienates citizens?
A: Coalitions have been tried before and independent blocs have been created in Senate. This is different for a very important reason: if individual citizens support the positive intent of the Coalition and are not a member of a Coalition party - they can join too.
Q: Say whaa?? How does that work?!
As with everything new, we're establishing simple frameworks on how to assimilate individual citizens into the Coalition. As eRep is based on a party system, if individuals don't wish to join existing Coalition parties, we may establish an independent party group to play host to their affiliation. As the Coalition supports non-T5 parties as well, party membership in the T6 category is not an issue come Congress election time and there will be a place for all hard workers who do good and want it.
Q: What happens if I have attacked the Coalition in the past and I have seen the light?!
A: We're all Dio's children and promote second chances. If the intent is good and people want to be part of something really special, a Coalition party will welcome you with open arms, put your to work and value your participation. After all - countries are material things on a map. It's made of people.
Q: Do you expect more parties to join the Coalition?
A: In addition to these three parties, we're in talks with more to come on board.
We'll be there faster than ~Carlboa~ Get in touch!
For the Southern Cross!
Mick Gatto
Media Team, Coalition of eAustralian Political Parties
President of the ACP
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NOTICE ON THE REPOST AND WHY
After citizen complaints regarding how the original article's commentary was too difficult to follow, new articles were required to be made. People could no long follow the conversation in the new tree commenting format, as spam and insults by ARP, GGP and associated entities hijacked the article and filled up three entire pages of hate speech.
We forgive the ARP and GGP haters in the comments section for their spam. The Coalition was formed to take eAustralia back for the people and naturally they're a little upset their power trip is over.
In accordance with new protocols, ARP and GGP trolls will be responded to simply as this: ~Roboa~
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Comments
So how many time are you going to delete comments and repost your articles?
^GGP hater. Response ~Roboa~
3rd time..... lol TJ really. If this is how your coalition is planning on acting.
^ARP hater. Response ~Roboa~
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C?
C(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_%28anime%29)?
This fits from the coalition from the wiki article: " For its citizens, however, life has not improved and unemployment, crime, suicide, and despair are rampant. "
and good times were had by all.
Deleting comments & reposting their articles?
Whyever would they need to do that lol
^GGP hater. Response ~Roboa~
Why do you hate the GGP Boud1cca?
Its because
"A: Coalitions have been tried before and independent blocs have been created in Senate. This is different for a very important reason: if individual citizens support the positive intent of the Coalition and are not a member of a Coalition party - they can join too."
This has never been done before, nobody else has thought of it,"
So its just because
Gets popcorn, waits for CC to post his Challenge to the parties involved again and thinks about citizenship in South Africa or maybe ePeru while eAustralia now fully self destructs.
^ARP hater. Response ~Roboa~
I'm in the ARP, why would I hate them? Oh well, I'll go and get some more popcorn to share with others.
Who are those people in the first pic? that girl on the RHS, I am sure I know her
You posted it again TJ? Please don't tell me you're that pathetic.
^GGP hater. Response ~Roboa~
^Muppet. Response. Harlem Shake
~Roboa~
COZZA AKBAR
Why do you hate the GGP MC?
lol... I get it now! Good call XG 😉
herherher yeah good one XG o.O
Roboa sounds incredibly gay, yet Cozza Akbar sound like he may have been a hero at some forgotten time?
Who was this person?
One of the worst PMs this country has ever had which rage quit the country when he didn't get his own way. Like some others we know : )
oh sure focus on his bad points 😛
What, he actually had good points? : )
is that true : ( This is very bad, the great wheel of Karma is cyclic - history may be getting ready to repeat itself
~Roboa~
Mick I am impressed - if all your posts were like that, imagine how much your popularity would grow \o/
~hyuu~
Also, Coalition's are useful and awesome.
This country has just entered the "Twilight Zone"
Does anyone want to help me start Nazi Concentration Camps next?
Let's see if Mick hates me enough to call me a hater?
Anyone?
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You didn't say anything hateful. Why would I?
lol, coalition of parties who lead Aus right to bottom, C in party names? it is C as Chile?
Why not just form a single party? Seems to me the only advantage to doing it this way is to monopolise the top 5 come congressional elections. If you just formed 1 party, even if you had the same number of votes and voters, you would get the same number of congressmen, plus allow small, new parties to have a run under their own banners.
I guess politics isn't about helping out the little guy.
Now that makes alot of sense, but I don't think thats what they want 1 party enormous party, that would allow others into the Senate as you said.
Want some of my popcorn Gordon? : )
Nah, can't stand the smell around here.
Its to try and garner the New player vote. Some will only look at the number of parties involved and not the number of actual players... let alone active players
Rhetorical question.. ok eAus parties who wants to surrender their autonomy and right to exist? Anyone? Yeah I thought so.
^ Reason why.
I guess a true alliance would. GGP merged with ABC last June. Certainly a win for parties based around ranks 4-8 where congress is a gamble each month.