DoD Orders (Day 1356): Aquitaine - Update 1
USA Department of Defense
My Fellow Americans,
The White House has rolled out two new press releases for the administration:
A Plan For Our Future
Cerb Administration
Deploy to USA and fight for the USA in Aquitaine
Deploy to Spanish-occupied America and fight for the Resistance in Kansas
Deploy to Polish-occupied America and fight for the Resistance in Pennsylvania
Special Instructions: Because of new changes, you can fight more than once per day. Fighting every six hours allows you to fight three times a day with relative ease. You should fight all your fights when you wake up, then again when you get home from work/school (or just six hours later if you don't have school/work), and one last time before you go to bed. By doing this you increase your damage three fold, and triple your ability to defend the eUSA.
The White House has put out a Press Release regarding Bazookas!
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Signed,
Cerb
President of the United States of America
Alexander_Auctoritas
Secretary of Defense
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Voted, MI
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"Deploy to Poland-occupied America and fight for the Resistance in Kansas !"
Spain*.. Fix it 😛
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Ya, Kansas is occupies by spain.
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Voted MI
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We won Kansas .. PENNSYLVANIA !! FIGHT & WIN !!
inb4MIeatsallthepie!