[vCP] Obligatory Article Moaning About The Media and Congress

Day 3,279, 11:03 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Deputy Prime Minister




It is not the fault of the government that our media is on it’s arse. You are all more than capable of putting finger to keyboard - try removing it from your nose or backside.


Anyway, Chaz has writers block so it has fallen to me to say hello and introduce you to cabinet. However, Nick Oscar Wilde Llama has accused me of being a boring arse sod so I don’t really want to…


I point blank refuse to pander to you. I'm an unelected minister now so have no need to be nice.


As a nation you are more than capable of navigating to the thing at the top there and selecting country and then politics.


Do it yourself.







Congress


So in a complete 360 a member of congress has accused this government of being the “lolz gang” with power to “romp all over the adults”.


Now I’m not one to settle petty squabbles in public but I feel it is my duty to point out the floors in this statement:


1). When the same entire team was in charge for most of the last two months it has been proven that those two months where the most boring in erep history.


2). I haven’t laughed once in the last two months.


3). Adults do not play this game. Adults play challenging games like Russian Roulette.


4). If you don’t like it run a proper campaign at the next election.


5). I have no fifth point.


Other than that congress are talking about alliances and ePeens.


Bottom. Willy. Fart. Pants.








Other Stuff


Many of you will feel that using a government article to air grievances in public is the wrong thing to do.

Knobs to you I say.

Are we not a nation of keyboard warriors?


Without being able to be something other than our socially inept real life selves what is the point in this game?



As a government we’re going to take you down a dark path and if you don’t like it then I suggest you do something about it.


Love and Hugs,


K