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So … er … I might have got a little distracted and forgotten about the Grand Jamaican Tour I was running, leaving our intrepid adventurers out there, on their own, in a dodgy tour bus, with only Hail Astrid for company.

Since the last round of the Tour things in the eUK got … busy. As a result I was called back from my Jamaican governorship to become the eUK’s acting CP, and - more recently - Woldy’s bitch. But all that’s nearly over now, so I’ve returned to the island, moved back into my Governor-General’s official residence, and been out to find the tour bus.



With my impending retirement from government, plus the bold assertion that the position of Governor-General of Jamaica is a lifetime role - given that Apples gave me the title and subsequently disappeared so isn’t in a position to contradict me - it looks like I’ll be hanging around the island for a while yet.

Anyway, on with the tour…
Obviously the Grand Tour is going to have to be cut short a little. In fact, a lot. In fact, it’s finished.

It seems that in my absence, the tourists got on with the job and found Woldy. It turned out to be less difficult than expected, what with him popping up to fulfil his constitutional duties once Apples was impeached. In the end he was found by the entire eUK population standing outside 10 Downing Street shouting “I’m the CP now! Mwaaahahahaha!”.

Which kind of put the mokkas on a treasure hunt tasked with looking for him. And made this carefully faked photo almost useless...



Never mind.

Oh. So what does that mean then? Who won?
I managed to blag 200 Q7 weapons from Boaty before he cleared off from MoD, so we may as well give them away. Therefore I’m delighted to announce that the person who got closest to finding Woldy (by being the first person to make it through to phase 2), and therefore the winner of the Grand Tour Treasure Hunt was…

… drum roll …


Congratulations! You win 100 shiny Q7 weapons.

But it doesn’t end there. Oh no. Two other people managed to survive and gather all five special items required for phase 2. They were:


...who each receive 50 shiny Q7 weapons.

And finally, nobody leaves without a prize (unless they died, obviously). So, to all the people who took part and survived, here’s a lovely Jamaican t-shirt you can wear with pride…



Here are the final standings, so you can see just how badly well you di😛

Winner: CheetahCurtis

Runners-up: Rohirrin, MS10EL

4 items foun😛 North Scale, SirMorton

3 items foun😛 Pannonian nomad, Euphorbus

1 item foun😛 AMD, Apples

0 items foun😛 Hail Astrid

Dea😛 Absinthe1844, Sir Charles Moncrieff, Sir Jimmy Savile


So there you have it - the end of the tour. Thanks for taking part, congratulations if you survived, and well done to the winners and runners-up. We hope you’ve enjoyed your stay in eJamaica, and we look forward to welcoming you back to our paradise island soon.


VoodooMike71
eUK vCP& Governor-General of eJamaica, at your service




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