[vCP] An Update for the Hard of Feeling

Day 3,290, 12:35 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Deputy Prime Minister





Hello Nation,


We’re a couple of weeks to the Chaz administration so I thought I’d do something seeing as he’s now got off his arse/sickbed to write THIS.


Before that, however, I would like to take a moment and ask you to give thanks to the glorious Admin of this game. For the past nine years they have strived to make this game and by all accounts have nearly finished.



The all new battlefield interface






Inside the Cabinet


Our government works tirelessly on at least three of every seven days. As you may imagine this is a grueling schedule and we all try our very hardest to avoid speaking to each other. What we do have is a group message and it’s great for lurking in the shadows and keeping an eye on things.





Now I do this quite a lot but there is one thing you should always do.


CHECK. WHO’S. IN. THE. MESSAGE.





I say this from personal experience and although calling someone untrustworthy, slimey, incapable, useless, thieving, self serving and a pale imitation of a human being was not my finest hour, I will now reserve my bitching for the other message we’ve set up without said person in it...















Where Was Chaz?


Chaz was very ill.
He was really poorly.


With that in mind could you leave a comment and suggest what he’s been suffering from.
Congress are already discussing this and they’re currently voting on whether they should make a firm decision on this matter.



Was it face rabies?








Who’s Alliance Is It Anyway?


As Chaz mentioned in between coughing up several lungs we are seeing a shift in our MPP policy. This is slowly taking us down a slightly less isolated avenue. Over the past few months we’ve really been shafted hard by Pacifica. Like your ex they just want to see us one last time to talk about things (I say like your ex - we are playing an online browser game so apologies if you are drawing a blank as to what that means).


With this in mind I have been given some money.


This money is to be used in a competition.


We’d like you to write an article.
In this article you must tell us who your ideal alliance member countries would be.
For each country you must list their attractive features and their bad habits.


So for instance if I was to say the eUK :


It’s a country - which is a good start. They like to be very serious about things until some actual work is involved. Most folk are very reliable and level headed but they do have a tendency to elect idiots into power. They all look like Woldy.


You also need to give your alliance a name and state its aims and values.


I will judge the contest and if we get no entries I will keep the government money for myself.


Let’s say 2000gbp.




Hugs


K