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Hello Nation,

I’ve been in the process of having a lovely bit of down time over the last few weeks.
Nothing sinister just some “me” time.








A few days ago a floundering eUSA administration decided to salvage something by attacking the mighty eUK.

Now many of you will spot something wrong with the previous sentence.

We’re not mighty.

The problem is neither are the eUSA.

Stuck in one of the most dysfunctional alliances and stagnating in their own juices has done them not a jot of good. A few months back it was so bad that they even invited us to join.


Irish Little American Stew?

Now their first assault has fallen on its backside and our first assault on them likewise. Our defense was helped and pushed across the line by our current allies who are fantastic beyond words. Luckily for the Americans the alliance they sometimes take part in managed to rally round and stop our offence.

Cue the Shat Symbol.



Step forward Finland and Little America.





I’ll be honest I didn’t realise Finland were in the game so we’ll move on.





About four days ago we got wind of Ireland planning to NE us from an unnamed eUSA government source. They advised that Ireland had been asked to help in return for more support from Pacifica in the future. I can’t give you anything other than that but believe what you will.

Got no issue with them attacking but using the pretence of Asteria and freeing Northern Ireland is a big arse faced lie.


An artist's impression of the Irish administration

We’ve been on brilliant terms with Ireland but recently the shutters have come down at their end. If they fancy speaking we’re here but rest assured they will be our priority in every battle regardless of who else joins in.







And so on the eve of that time when most of us give in to greed and gluttony I want to wish you all a terrible Christmas.

Hear me out.

Bad day = more chance of you logging in and fighting.

So I implore you to let your relatives really wind you up.

Remember that annoying thing your Sister/Brother does? Remember how much you hate it and secretly want to make a big thing about it over dinner?

Remember how awful Christmas television is?

Remember how inane all family conversations are?


Remember it is not an offence to log in drunk.


Hugs,

K










Hugs


K