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[TheDeputyCP] Sometimes Someone Cares : An Update.

Day 3,222, 10:52 • Published in United Kingdom

• by Deputy Prime Minister

Hello ~~Nation~~ What’s left,

Here is a recap of the last few days:

We got wiped.

Liberated London.

Got wiped again.

We will repeat this several times until the Swedes realise we’re more of a pain than an Ikea pencil in your arse pocket. Also apologies for not writing for the last few days, believe it or not I have to think about this dross.

People and Places We Like

This week Belarus did something lovely. Within minutes of my first conversation their CP pan Lisowski I had a notification and 200000cc waiting for me to accept. This money will aid us in getting rid of those pesky Swedes and for that:

Thank You Belarus.

As soon as the Swedes are gone we will happilty return what has been given and offer any help we can as and when you need it.

People and Place We Don’t Care Much For at the Moment

I’ve been making a list and checking it twice…SWEDEN.

To be fair I think they’re only half heartedly here. I mean their not exactly setting the world on fire.

“We’ve conquered the eUK! Yay! Oh there’s nowhere else to go...and why do we feel such shame as a people?”

Congress

Congress have some new fangled voting system which is simple and doesn’t cover much but seems to require us to vote on everything including the contents of this article. I jest.

I operate on a see what we can get away with until someone notices policy in every aspect of my life.

I therefore apologise to congress for any offence caused both now and in the future. In my defence I am clinically stupid.

The World and His Wife

Our search for a stable alliance continues.
We’ve pretty much started from scratch and talked to everyone and no one.
Hopefully after this weekend congress will have the final report and then we can vote as one happy country on our future.

Sweden have obviously made several offers on this front but there are only so many cream covered meatballs one man can eat.

Complaints and Other Things

Now in our regular feature I address and solve the complaints of the people of this country and the world.

Our first complaint(s) comes from N. Llama of Butthurt.

In answer Nick:

1) Because you let us down.
2) Because you let us down.
3) Because you let us down.
4) Because you let us down.
5) Maybe you have large hands.
6) Which game?
7) Because it's a sausage.

Our second complaint comes from a young man in eMerica.

Filth. Utter filth.
If you partake in this practice just grown up!
Milk, sugar all fine!
Lemon! I know why not drink your tea from a hollowed out mango and suck it through a banana!

That's it.

Hugs,

K