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Hello Nation,

You remember I briefly mentioned all that stuff about the Swedes and the Yanks? No.
Well we’re currently the living embodiment of the person immortalized in the center of that popular pop hit by Stealers Wheel.





In case you fail to grasp my 1970s song references we are fighting on two fronts. It’s not ideal but what can you do?









Well…


First thing you can do is make friends with me or our MoD Sambo and subscribe to the MoD News. This way you’ll always know where to fight and when to fight. It’s also a good idea to get yourself involved with a Military Unit as they receive orders from us and then set them for you. Simples.

The MoD are also running a tank fund. Basically cheap tanks but you must buy 500. If you’re interested again message Sambo.

Most importantly don’t waste your energy fighting unless you’re asked. Cheers.







It can feel a little bit like that every time you log in and see that we’re dropping regions like a leper loses fingers.

We’re putting everything we can into winning every battle but, we also have to think about future too.

If we are wiped then fear not the moment has been prepared for or has it or maybe it has or maybe it hasn't or maybe it's maybelline ...



As an aside I do wonder where Sweden goes if we get wiped and likewise America? America in particular look to have now reached a dead end. Fun month ahead there then.











Everyone likes cat videos right? Am I popular yet? Will I get more than ten votes? Why did mummy leave us?










In the comments section of my last article/update someone who shall remain nameless asked if said article was the best I could “do/write”. He/She/it then went on to accuse me of being devoid of humor and charisma compared to our last prime minister, jamesw.

No humour is it?
No charisma is it?

Here’s a joke for you then delivered with all my customary charm.

SWAGSWAGONYOU.

BOOM! BOOM!

If you have any complaints please leave them in the comments section below and you may get yours.


To end I thought I’d introduce you to Eddard. Eddard has written some advice on dealing with Swedes. Follow it wisely.


Anyway more in a day or so.
Keep smiling and remember to stack things.

Hugs

Karacticus


P.s. I was talking to Woldy earlier today and he claims to enjoy a mashed swede with plenty of gravy. Swedes have always made me gag.





P.P.S Does anybody read these? 'Cos if Cheetah Curtis can get over 100 votes it kinda makes me question the whole fabric of this game. Really?! All those votes?! Saying that I did publish a picture of a man hitting a cowbell once and got more votes than I ever have. Funny old game.