[Stilpo] Guess Who's Back???
Stilpo
That's right eIreland, it's ME!!!!
I know I said I was leaving but instead I am returning to the game and will be playing harder than ever. But, unlike before, this time I will be playing for real. No more holding back; no more Mr. Nice Guy who runs polls from the sidelines. No, this time I will be getting involved in politics and playing for power and glory. I will be pulling no punches, taking no prisoners, and giving it my all. My enemies will be thoroughly humiliated and my friends will be made living legends in this game for years to come.
This is my vow: In less than one month you will see me turn my one-man party into a top-five contender. The next two months you will see it rise even higher, quickly challenging the top two and bringing about a complete paradigm shift in how this country does party politics. After that, I will be elected president and finally run this country exactly the way we all secretly wish it would be run. By month 9 I will be high commander of whatever the fuck alliance we are a part these days, and by the end of the year all of our country's enemies will be licking our glorious eIrish boots and begging on their knees for sweet mercy. They will receive none.
From this point forth, God help whoever tries to stand in my way... -in our way.
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Actually, I'm more gone than ever. In fact, just today I finally got around to submitting a ticket to have my account deleted. I just thought that deserved a little celebration.
Buhbye forever.
For real this time.
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Comments
I think someone else has to do all these plans. 🙂
Have fun in real life o/
Repent and Accept The Word of Heavens!
Praise The Word!
It was fun to play along with you. Best of luck!
I liked the first part better. I wish you success and joy wherever your travels take you.
Good luck on getting the account deleted, as I understand that is a difficult thing to get done.
we'll miss you for sure, and you actually had me 100% fooled u troll. 😛
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it's cool you took the time for this joke 🙂
have fun irl , your survey never been replaced.
what survey was this?
check his newspaper, you will find i guess
Its a pity its not true, enjoy life after erep, it won't be the same without you.
this is about the 5th time you quit. you need someone holding your hand or what? nogin will and then u 2 old foggies can wander outta here.
can i take over your party now? or send someone anyways?
3rd time... as in 3rd time's the charm.
And yes, my party is up for grabs now. Have fun with it.
Wish you all the luck in the world o/
you made me laugh with your "time-scheduled" plans
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Damn. I was not even going to finish reading the article and immediately find your party and join.
Man I would have looked foolish.
Seriously I am sorry to see you leave. Ireland ( and I ) will miss you.
About to do the same thing myself.....
Miss you Stilpo!!
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Best quitting article I ever read lol'd like feck
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I don't know... I've seen a few really good ones in my day that this article doesn't even hold a candle to. There was one rage quit article 4 years ago in the U.S. that just brutally roasted the admins for what seemed a never-ending stream of the most densely packed, creative, diabolical, disgusting, cruel, horrifying and downright genius insults I had ever read in my life. I swear I thought i was going to pass out from laughter after the first paragraph alone. And I was only able to read it because someone reprinted it in the forum after he was permabanned. I wish I still had the link to that one so i could reprint it and go out with REAL style.
o7 to that true hero of heroes. May his rotting zombie soul continue to terrorize the admins for all of eternity.
But we will love you more than RL ;_;
lol it wud be awesome if u now stayed and carried out the plans you mentioned in the beginning of the article.
have fun inRL dude
the first part was so awesome 🙁 sad to hear you're leaving us perma. But you wrote awesome article (once again)