[Stilpo] Guess Who's Back???

Day 2,452, 22:45 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Stilpo



That's right eIreland, it's ME!!!!

I know I said I was leaving but instead I am returning to the game and will be playing harder than ever. But, unlike before, this time I will be playing for real. No more holding back; no more Mr. Nice Guy who runs polls from the sidelines. No, this time I will be getting involved in politics and playing for power and glory. I will be pulling no punches, taking no prisoners, and giving it my all. My enemies will be thoroughly humiliated and my friends will be made living legends in this game for years to come.

This is my vow: In less than one month you will see me turn my one-man party into a top-five contender. The next two months you will see it rise even higher, quickly challenging the top two and bringing about a complete paradigm shift in how this country does party politics. After that, I will be elected president and finally run this country exactly the way we all secretly wish it would be run. By month 9 I will be high commander of whatever the fuck alliance we are a part these days, and by the end of the year all of our country's enemies will be licking our glorious eIrish boots and begging on their knees for sweet mercy. They will receive none.


From this point forth, God help whoever tries to stand in my way... -in our way.


















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Actually, I'm more gone than ever. In fact, just today I finally got around to submitting a ticket to have my account deleted. I just thought that deserved a little celebration.









Buhbye forever.


For real this time.


o/