Daily Terrible Joke (Day 1627)
My Mum taught me whatever happens to keep both feet planted firmly on the floor.
Twenty years on I'm dying to change my underwear.
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My Mum taught me whatever happens to keep both feet planted firmly on the floor.
Twenty years on I'm dying to change my underwear.
Showing a new girl round the office, I spotted an Indian colleague.
"Alright, rag head!" I called out.
Completely shocked, the girl said, "You can't say that!"
"It's fine," I replied. "It's his nickname."
"Oh, okay," she smiled.
"Yeah,
Hear about the man who drowned in a flash flood of lemonade?
He was Schwepped away
Is Kenny Dalglish doing that Football Manager thing where you click through the meaningless games just to get to your Cup Final?
19 Irishmen walk into a cinema:
The sales lady asks, "How come there's so many of you?'
One replied, "Well, the film did say only 18 or over!"