WhydoIbotherToo Domestic Freebies

Day 4,098, 18:32 • Published in USA USA • by WhydoIbotherToo


Good Evening Murica! I am here to talk to you about Domestic Programs. Currently, the eUS Government, via Herr Vootsman, is operating AARP for you air flyers. Effective Day 4099, there will be a new way for you to gain food from the Government. Before I get to the new program though, let us review exactly what AARP does and how you qualify for it.

AARP is a program that I started during my first ever term as President. We rolled it out on day 3550. It is one of the easiest Government Programs the eUS has ever had. You don’t have to complete any forms, you don’t have to go to any websites. You just have to place a comment on a specific shout and fight in air battles every day. You can read about the program here: https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doca-aarp-free-food-for-flying-2648007

If you do this, Herr Vootsman will send you 2,000 energy. 2k Energy just for posting a comment on a shout on the national feed and fighting in an air battle EVERY DAY.

Now that we all remember how awesome that program is both in its ease of use and the great amount of free stuff you get, let’s talk about this NEW Domestic Program that we are putting in place.

We are introducing Operation Free Banana Juice for your daily consumption. This program is almost as easy as AARP to use. In order to be eligible Operation Banana Juice or Free BJ, you will need to find the Daily Orders Post on the National Feed. The post will look like this:
Your job to get your Free BJ is to fight in one of those listed battles, go back to that post, and then post the link to the specific battle you fought in AND tell us which side and round you fought in/for.
Here is an example post for how you will do this:

For reading and following the posted orders and then commenting with the link, side, and round you fought in, Herr Vootsman will send you 2,000 energy. This program is on a trial basis and will run for this Presidential cycle. It will be re-evaluated at the end of February to determine if it should be continued.

Its continuation depends on you, the eUS fighter. Just fighting in a battle is good, but actually reading the post and doing damage on the side we need, in a battle where the wall isn’t completely dominated, is really the goal here. This program is intended to get you, the Murican Killing Machine, to fight WHERE we need you, WHEN we need you. Make sure that you fight in one of the battles listed in the post you are commenting on or you will not be provided the 2,000 energy.

America, take advantage of these programs. If you are not a high strength player, focus on air damage, use AARP, boost your air rank and become a powerful pilot. If you are already a high strength tank, use the Free BJ program to help you focus your fire where we need it the most. We cannot free ourselves from the shackles of our invaders oppression if we aren’t a focused fighting force. Fight smart, follow orders, do what you can to help free our eNation.