WHPR [Day 1,020] - Do Your Patriotic Duty

Day 1,020, 21:58 Published in USA USA by James S. Brady Press Room
Troll Ostin

Ostin got banned. I demand that we troll him while he cannot respond. He'll rage all the more for it. The fact I wrote it is just a happy coincidence.

THE ARTICLE, BROS

Serbia ;_;

Serbia, we could have been such good friends. We sent one of our best, Max McFarland 2 to you. He was willing to lead your dark, dingy country from its depths. Unfortunately, you rejected him.

We wish to thank Max for his sacrifice. It can't have been easy, putting forth those countless hours to try and help them. I bet you weren't even thanked.

Secretary's note: We'll have information about Presidential elections tomorrow, including who exactly will be running your country. See you on the flip side, yo.

Don't hate me,

Kentel

Maybe for the last time, your Secretary of Media