Tanks Buy Gold, New World in Shock
Gnilraps
Day 3314 of the New World
December 16, 2016
New World Shocked, Horrified that Top Tanks Buy Gold
Bucharest. — Reports from around the eWorld Friday indicate that a majority of Citizens currently playing eRepublik were still reeling from the revelation that top tanks had been spending real life money on such advantages as "Gold Boxes". According to some sources, as many as 84% of non-paying Citizens - a number nearing the dozens - were reporting moderate to severe eTrauma over the news.
“We’re not saying people can’t spend their money however they want,” a Citizen from eCyprus said in a recent shout, “but why would they waste it on a game like this? When real life humans start throwing away money that could be used for booze or drugs or an hour at the massage parlor... that's just over the line.”
A man from eBrazil agreed, "liking" the eCypriot shout, stating that he prided himself on having never spent so much as a single BRL on this game. “All these people with their BH's, SH's, CH's. Don't they appreciate the value of just building up a Citizen the honest way?” said the level 37 Citizen who's been playing since 2011 and has 32K strength.
“It’s almost as if they think that earning medals and being Dictator is some form of 'winning'” he added, double-posting.
This revelation comes on the heels of a recent Google Doc Survey conducted in a Citizen Newspaper with 134 Subscriptions indicating that over 74% of eRepublikans agreed with the statement, “eCitizens are allowed to buy Gold, as long as it doesn't give them a competitive advantage.”
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eCitizens are allowed to buy Gold, as long as it doesn't give them a competitive advantage.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2624242/1/20
You're on a roll.
I have been shell shocked!
I tried using my 90 million damage bomb responsibly, how do you think I feel about your stealing "that" BH medal from me?
it depends who they buy it from.
if they buy it from admin, they must be very stupid
Another nice one, voted xD
I support this message.
The disgusting part is when they say I can only play because they are buying gold, I mean pff, they are not maintaining the game with their money support, admins do it, lol people are dumb as duck.
Since monetary market is really stable nowadays, I seriously doubt that anything new is happening here..
pro journo, well written
i also now know that i can be righteous fucktard since i havent bought shit here 🙂
ahahaahahaa i adore when you write this way
What else are they going to spend their money on?
I guess they could donated to dig a big, pointless hole.
We have already seen people willing to do that this year.
I'm going to have to buy some gold to sponsor all these articles.
Gnilraps is single handedly reinvigorating the media.
I'm level 32 and started in 2009. Get your facts straight.
love the writing style