Tanks Buy Gold, New World in Shock

Day 3,314, 19:08 • Published in USA USA • by Gnilraps
Day 3314 of the New World
December 16, 2016




New World Shocked, Horrified that Top Tanks Buy Gold



Bucharest. — Reports from around the eWorld Friday indicate that a majority of Citizens currently playing eRepublik were still reeling from the revelation that top tanks had been spending real life money on such advantages as "Gold Boxes". According to some sources, as many as 84% of non-paying Citizens - a number nearing the dozens - were reporting moderate to severe eTrauma over the news.

“We’re not saying people can’t spend their money however they want,” a Citizen from eCyprus said in a recent shout, “but why would they waste it on a game like this? When real life humans start throwing away money that could be used for booze or drugs or an hour at the massage parlor... that's just over the line.”

A man from eBrazil agreed, "liking" the eCypriot shout, stating that he prided himself on having never spent so much as a single BRL on this game. “All these people with their BH's, SH's, CH's. Don't they appreciate the value of just building up a Citizen the honest way?” said the level 37 Citizen who's been playing since 2011 and has 32K strength.

“It’s almost as if they think that earning medals and being Dictator is some form of 'winning'” he added, double-posting.

This revelation comes on the heels of a recent Google Doc Survey conducted in a Citizen Newspaper with 134 Subscriptions indicating that over 74% of eRepublikans agreed with the statement, “eCitizens are allowed to buy Gold, as long as it doesn't give them a competitive advantage.”





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