It's Only Natural - Vote For This Necessary Addition To eRep!
KOSOVA Batoa
This article was inspired by Kuhaa of Finland's article, Open Letter to Admins – Please Give Us Bacon
And is a cleanly written, satirical-yet-serious, non-sexist, positive suggestion for both Men & Women citizens of eRep! Believe me, I used A LOT of restraint on this
😉
I humbly request you VOTE & SUBSCRIBE now if you agree.
Instead of bacon, I say... give us BOOTY!
“Give me booty! Or give me death.” - Julian Mizu, Nov. 5th, 2009
Airtight Argument:
-Who doesn't like booty?
-It's only natural.
-Everyone likes booty.
-It was God's idea.
-Booty is good, scratch that, booty is incredible.
-Boys and girls alike enjoy booty.
-It will increase the eRep population.
-Player retention. Who wouldn't come back if they had a chance of getting some more booty?
-Everyone likes booty.
Implementation:
Booty can be given away, like a gift, but it has to be earned. Though I guess it could also be bought. Their would be different levels of booty.
Q1 Booty = nasty booty
Q2 Booty = decent booty
Q3 Booty = good booty
Q4 Booty = hello booty
Q5 Booty = Top-notch, “I'll do anything for you”, booty
A dose of booty would boost wellness by...well...a Q1 just a little. To Q5, by at least a hundred or so, min. Yes, we would have to redo the whole wellness topping off at 100 thing. A small measure of sacrifice I'd say. For such a great progression in the game.
However the booty wellness would have a half-life of 2days. So while Q5 booty could make you feel twice as good(2xwellness), it would wear off as in RL.
It would also increase xp significantly. Once again based on Q level and explained in this formula:
ql² = xp
ql: quality level
So please Admin. Before bacon. Give us a chance to get a little booty on eRep. We promise we'll be back.
Thank you for listening, and in advance for making the right choice
🙂
Here's to booty!
[img]http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1050/625535292_e879838122.jpg?v=0[/img]
Apologies ladies, I am a heterosexual male. And refuse to publish manpictures, so you'll have to google for yours
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Once again, I humbly request you show your support.
VOTE, SHOUT & SUBSCRIBE now if you agree!
Comments
PERTAMAXXX !!!
do you know what does E/F stand for?
E(pic) / F(ail)
Briliant!
This is horrible, you are a lusting retch.
Goodbye.
BOOTYMAXX!!
Wow. Just Wow.
@utarioep: does you knows how bads yours englishes is?
hmmmm
To Zoli- http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-message-to-zoli--1022944/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-mes[..]/1/20
I like booty! Where's the petition?
I for one would like some booty
EPICGENIUS
V
Good idea. Also, if someone gives you booty, you can't tank in the big fight that day.
*facepalms*
Yeah, good luck getting this through >.>
BADGER BADGER BADGER
New RM: Latex. >.>
Voted!
Note to Jonathan McCravy: 8yr. relationship, I get plenty of booty. But it's only natural, so why not here?
May God bless this site. *weeping openly, man-stlye*
Could Seals just go in and take the booty?
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN EVERYWHERE
I FOUND YOU, MISS NEW BOOTY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOstVSouao&feature=related" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdOstVSou[..]lated
needs moar
MORE!? PLEASE!
BOOTYMAXXX! NAO!
"do you know what does E/F stand for?
E(pic) / F(ail)"
Do you know does Fortis not exist?
"do you know what does E/F stand for?
E(pic) / F(ail)"
Do you know does Fortis not exist?
booty vote!
"Could Seals just go in and take the booty?"
You know the Military guys always get the booty :3
Voted and subscribed and loled
So Long as this doesn't get stamped onto Ad's I don't care.
Did you know does PEACE mean Pigs Eat Alot Cheese Eggs.
I did does knows thats very much thank you prease.
i feel sorry for those who voted this up
I just left my wife for this article.
MORE BOOTY!
YES! MOAR!
broted
...I just don't know what to say, but voted anyway
LOL
Psshhhhhhh. Real men who are certain of their sexuality aren't afraid to post photos of attractive males. ;p
So no vote for you, mister. *g*
BRILLIANT!
Voted & Subscribed
hail bootay
@fuzzleofdoom - Real, quite sure, and not afraid. Consider it a preference😃
I originally had a google search link set-up for the girls, but erep was reading it funny, so I had to remove. My apologies.
you all are perverts. how about you all get your ugly butts off your computer chair and get real life booty and stop fantasizing about things you won't get. For real, this is the most dumb idea I have ever heard.
HA HA HA,
OH WOW.
ban
I like me some man booty 🙂 Voted!
That's the Spirit! o7
Enough with these non-booty likin' ppl.
You're absolutely right! First booty, then bacon.
I came
Julian Mizu: excuses! If you wanted to convince female players to vote, you'd have posted something to lure us in, of course. Unless, that is, you were afraid it would compromise your "preferences". 😉 Pwoook pwok pwok! 😛
Voted.
Best reason to follow Cricket imo.
http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/panama-cricket-has-the-best-booty.jpg" target="_blank">http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-co[..]y.jpg
bootyyyyyyyyyyyy
@fuzzleofdoom - If the idea of booty itself isn't enough to vote for. I don't know what I could do to convince you🙂
"Everyone likes booty"
One of the booty categories should be "ghetto booty"
Scheisskopf
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admins-we-need-nukes--1022049/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/admi[..]/1/20