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White House Press Release - Jan. 30th

32 • Ziua 1,167, 13:58 • Publicat în USA USA

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Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding,
The cretins cloning and feeding,
And I don't even own a TV.[/ … citește în continuare »

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White House Press Release - Jan. 22nd

29 • Ziua 1,159, 20:36 • Publicat în USA USA

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Iran I’ll be your detonator, just give me love

Sup panpas,
I’ve hijacked your paper. It was only a … citește în continuare »

White House Press Release- Jan 17.

12 • Ziua 1,154, 23:00 • Publicat în USA USA

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Dear people who are reading this and have no life,

Hello, I hope you are all having a grand day sitting around doing absolutely nothing. Forgive us for not releasing an article as of late, but this week we have been having our annual White House

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White House Press Release - Jan. 11th

29 • Ziua 1,148, 18:35 • Publicat în USA USA

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Official White House Press Release #194
~January 11, 2010, Day 1,148 of the New World~

Denizens of Amerika,

Would you like to listen … citește în continuare »

White House Press Release - Jan. 10th

15 • Ziua 1,147, 20:22 • Publicat în USA USA

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"A man paints with his brains and not with his hands."

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