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Code Can Into Congress \o/

7 • Ziua 1,311, 09:33 • Publicat în USA USA

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It's quite simple.
I can into Congress.

What I'll Do

- Try to get more funding for key organisations like Arm America and Bewbs4Newbs.
- Try to increase politifgt awareness of SQUAIDs and the dangers caused by the rare variation of … citește în continuare »

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Something to Consider

23 • Ziua 1,308, 13:44 • Publicat în USA USA

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This is something I found as I was doing my daily search through the internet to find something interesting/funny/remotely publishable and I came across this. I looked at it and thought 'How true'. I can relate to all of the points.

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25 things that make you feel like a man

9 • Ziua 1,307, 12:39 • Publicat în USA USA

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Just don't ask me why there's only 24...

1, OPENING JARS - nnng, she's struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn't. Jars are men's work.

2, CALLING SOMEONE 'SON' - … citește în continuare »

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Ed Zachary Disease

3 • Ziua 1,306, 13:34 • Publicat în USA USA

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A woman was depressed at the fact she had not had a date, nor any sex for quite some time. Afraid she might have something wrong, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.
Her personal physician recommended Dr Chung, a well-

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Do Lawyers Really Have To Be Smart?

11 • Ziua 1,305, 10:00 • Publicat în USA USA

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Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers' Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:

"Now doctor, … citește în continuare »