USWP - Making eAmerica grate again?

Day 3,398, 18:59 Published in USA Canada by Ilene Dover



So, we’re officially a democracy again, not that you’d know it from, like, any actual official outlet. USWP are already out claiming credit for it.



To be clear, this is the same USWP that has been arguing FOR dictatorship since 1999 or something. In case y’all forgot, here’s a selection of quotes from USWP notables in relation to dictatorship.








And, of course



Which was a topical response to this:





What’s changed then?


This:



That means it will cost money to keep a dictatorship. So, USWP has finally decided to publicly admit what we all already knew? Money is more important than national security. What a way to make us all grate again.


File photo of SColbert during his most recent tenure as Speaker of the House



On an entirely unrelated note, I’d like to extend my thanks to SColbert for trolling well enough that I cared enough to login for more than 5 minutes and then spend an hour writing this article.