Ten Reasons Why Russians Are Terrorists.
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by Smirnoff
Russians are terrorists. The way they behave in Norway is unacceptable.
Here are ten reasons why Russians are terrorists according to Romanians and Norwegians:
1. Russians are fighting to get their regions back. Only Terrorists fight for their Freedom.
2. After winning congress elections, Russians wanted ALL their regions back. In reality they deserve ONLY one useless peace of desert if they keep kissing Norwegian butts for several months. Only Terrorists want whole country back.
3. Russians do not have land. So they must move and settle on the moon. People without land are terrorists.
4. Russians are terrorists because they ran for Norway Congress. Russians do not have the right to run for Norwegian Congress, even though Norway has more Russian Regions than Norwegian Regions. Thus, it is very terroristic of Russians to run for Congress from regions like East Siberia, Kaliningrad, Urals, Leningrad, Far Eastern Region, etc.
5. Russians used "low political methods" to attack Norway. Russians have to use ethical way to fight against Norway. That is, Russia must physically declare war on Norway, even though Russia does not exist on the map.
4. Russians raised the taxes to 50%. Now our iron, wood, grain, and oil companies have to pay for using Russian Lands. Only Terrorists want financial reimbursement for lands that once belonged to them.
5. Russians raised minimum wage. Now Russian Terrorists are not letting Norwegian firms harass Russian lands anymore because companies cannot hire people at low wages. Only Terrorists prohibit others from harassing their lands.
6. Russians transfered money from Norway Treasury so that there is enough money to pay wages to Russian Congressmen so that regular Russian Terrorist does not lose his experience points and leave country.
7. Russians are Terrorists because they are angry at Norway for breaking the contract and letting Romania to go through Norway regions to get to Russia and conquer Russia. Breach of the contract from Norway side is Ok but being angry at Norway is Terroristic.
8. Russians are Terrorists because they have strong growing community. Their forum has over 60 Russians regularly while Norway Forum has never had over 20 Norwegians within one day. Only Terrorists can outgrow their occupants.
9. Russians did not ask for help of PEACE for Presidential Elections while Norway begged every single Atlantis country for help. Norway and Atlantis clearly had advantage over Russians. Only Terrorists fight one-on-one against their occupants.
10. Russians are Terrorists because ... well ... just because they are Russians.
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Viva, Russia!
гений слова, кудесник пародий! 🙂)
My Russian brothers.. remember you are not alone and our time will come.
Because people think that we are Terrorists, from now on our party will be called Free Russia Tractorists (or ***Terrorists*** as some people think) 😉
What a bunch of lunatic propaganda. My companies are not on russian land, and yet I suffer from your terroristic means (90 nok min wage?). One thing is for sure, you've stirred up hate against your people through the atrocities you've committed in the last few weeks.
I never had a thing against the russians, in fact I supported their, and every other nation's freedom, but thanks to your terroristic means of operation, I will now happily fight against you when the time is right, to reap my revenge, and I know that I am not alone. You will pay for this.
BB,
I understand your anger.
Good luck, Russia. :3
Hope we'll see her back on the map soon.
Good post. Norweijans you brought this upon yourselves. How do you expect to run your country when the Russians outnumber you? Its pure idiocy to expect to control congress when they got more regions than you. Norway brought ALL of this upon itself by conquering more land than they could manage. In Military terms you over extended your lines and now your screwed. Norway brought this upon itself by betraying the Russians.
How do you justify fighting the Russians when all they are doing is treating Norway as it should be? In most cultures back stabbers are killed. All Russia is doing to Norway is harming its economy.
BB, you speculated in gold in the market, who needs speculators anyway?🙂
Voted and subscribed.
the Russians have a voice, and should be heard.
Free Russia!
Free Russia
@Karolina - what the hell are you talking about? Please don't presume what I do or did do with my own gold. I buy NOK to run my companies, I don't speculate (not presently anyways).
ВОДКА!
Uh, sorry, it's the only thing I can type without getting out my Russian dictionary. Plus, it's awesome.
Voted and Subscribed. Russia shall be free!
Rodina-mat' zovet! Pokajem so vremenem kuz'kinu mat' 🙂
BB, so you either don't speculate or don't speculate presently anyways, which is it that you don't? Be consistent🙂
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Although some of the things they are doing are not right, they are not terrorists but instead patriots.
"Russians did not ask for help of PEACE for Presidential Elections"
What a bunch of lies.You offered free tickets to anyone who would vote for you.
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HAIL TO ALL eRUSSIANS!!! FREE eRUSSIA!!!!
V.O.T.E.D™
Voted!
голосовать !
I love irony!
Voted.
Hahaha I thought this was a joke at first....oh wait...
Voted, for hilarity
Nice)
@quicksilver you don't get that low..
you are not like them.
Смирнов, их получилось 12, а не 10 - хоть это и неважно)
Voted!
6. Russians transfered money from Norway Treasury so that there is enough money to pay wages to Russian Congressmen so that regular Russian Terrorist does not lose his experience points and leave country.
So You are proud of the russian robbery of Norway, and we are negotiating with you?
§2.1 Norway will not demand getting back 27.600 NOK of those 41.600 NOK transfered to the SO named "Russian Treasury"
Well I think we have to change that! You have to pay back EVERYTHING.
§6.1 If the contract is broken by Russia, Russia will have to pay 100 gold to Norway.
This will go up to 1000 Gold
As I see it now you don´t want a deal.
Everything you have stolen from the Norwegian Treasury are 89.600, and now you have to pay back everything.
kir, приди и возьми, попробуй победить кочевников - это не удавалось ни одной стране, ни одной империи
Народ, пока Киру не трогаем! Пусть объяснит теперь свое поведение в конгрессе.
Карманьола.
ок) kotya-kotya
/pat
I usually do not criticize other eRepublikans post in their newspaper, but what are you trying to tell us in this article? Do you think it is something positive to be a terrorist, or are you only seeking power in the Russian camps? In the end I am afraid I have to tell you that you`re article seems like it is written in a hurry with only one purpose, get as many votes as possible. I am sorry, not voted.
Bjelland
Norwegian Minister of Defence
So true.
bjelland, don't remember anyone appointed you a Minister so far. What smirnoff is willing to say is to pin down the Norwegian Russophobe propoganda, in particular, and Atlantis Russophobe propoganda, in general.
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So You are proud of the russian robbery of Norway, and we are negotiating with you?
§2.1 Norway will not demand getting back 27.600 NOK of those 41.600 NOK transfered to the SO named "Russian Treasury"
Well I think we have to change that! You have to pay back EVERYTHING.
§6.1 If the contract is broken by Russia, Russia will have to pay 100 gold to Norway.
This will go up to 1000 Gold"
§6.2 And engage in tonsil tennis with the Norwegians? No? How come something restrained you from asking that one too?
Great. Voted.
Some people just don't seem to know when they are winning...
I'd laugh, but I'm having a hard time seeing the funny. Sorry.
I'm not terrorist, I'm tractorist!
First motive: THEY ARE RUSSIANS!!!
for Russian & Norwegian Reconciliation
Jafarin,
1)At what here communists?
2)For what you hate them? For that that do not live in the third Reich, but in the fourth?
If you want your land back, I don't believe this is the way.
You might be astute and crafty, but smart and wise it is not.
With this article I think you left the ship of diplomacy and entered the raft of destruction.
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This is propaganda! I know you hate the russians after they almost elected a Russian President in Norway. What can you do about them? We would do the same thing if we had our own countries conquered by some foreign power.
Unfortunately you cannot kill or educate former russian citizens into becoming respectable norwegians. I don't understand why there aren't any Russian problems in Romania!
Right now there are more Russians in Norway than Norwegians. Norway really needs a pro-norwegian population.
"First motive: THEY ARE RUSSIANS!!!"
yes! WE ARE RUSSIANS!
A message to Russia - Considerations on the Norway/Russia situation :
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/a-message-to-russia-considerations-on-the-norway-russia-situation-en--732764/1/20
just another lost battle in the propaganda war. considering that everybody is winning this kind of wars that is pretty good 🙂
Im not into politics here or RL but from what i see this conflic has one solution:
The money transferd from eNorways account must be returned and land give back to Russia.
Is this so difficult to agree upon?
It seems so easy but i know its hard.
Both parties wont give in and the ppl and the econommy suffers.
Lets give Russia some land back when they get back the money and we can all be friends.
Afterall this is not the good way to fight a war as the weapon industry is not making any money when we dont fight with guns!