NueveOcho for President! [EN/FR]
Nuclear NueveOcho
As you might have seen I’m running as President. Blame New Faustian Man for that. Anyways, in this article you will see my
Suggested dank song to listen while reading this
Cabinet of presidency and ebin menes
I'll be clear on this: the only reason I'm running for CP is because I want to
You should be aware that I’m incredibly lazy, that’s why I need a PM to do what I’m too lazy to do and a sexy secretary to do what the PM is too lazy to do.
Other than that I’ll make sure to keep the party going and share my folder of ebin menes with y’all.
CP: NueveOcho
Prime Minister: screamingslave
Sexy secretary: punisher 1389
eCurriculum Vitae
x2 LETO SG
x1 LETO HMR
x5 MoD in Belarus
x2 vMoD in Belarus
x1 vMoFA in Belarus
x6 Congressmen in Belarus
In other games
x11 CP
x2 MoFA
x2 MoD
x10 congressmen
x1 SG of alliances
x2 SoFA of alliances
Cabinet of Foreign Affairs and Wall Management
The first thing I’ll do as CP is build a wall, a big, beautiful wall. And of course, I’ll make the USA pay for it. Other than that, I plan to keep the status quo when it comes to MPPs, alliance support and etc. And yes, the rumors of our MPP plan with eISIS are all true.
MoFA: New Faustian Man
Cabinet of Canada’s and goat right’s Defense
I’ll rely on the team to help me coordinate our damage where and when it’s needed. Also to hand out weapons if we face an important battle or we face a merciless penguin invasion. Penguins live in Canada right?
By the way, whenever possible, trolling the goat people of albanistan will be considered as a viable option.
Mo
😨Exalted Druid
vMo
😨Xichael
This cabinet, good bones and calcium was brought to you by Mr skeltal, but only if you reply Thank you Mr Skeltal
Cabinet of Jewing Affairs
The Minister of Jewing Affairs will have the mission to make sure we make shekels to buy supplies and that stuff… to be honest I was never that much into e-Economy so I fully trust TemijinBC to do his job.
MoJA: TemijinBC
Plato doesn’t like dank jew maymays, so here’s an even danker finnish ebin mene.
Cabinet of Education and college loans
No you prick! Is your fault you are unable to pay back that $35k loan for your Gender studies and Burundian proto-erotic dance majors! Study some real career with some real job opportunities, stop blaming capitalism, the state or the Patriarchy.
Anyways, during this month I expect chopp dks to throw a few contests and an amateur e-porn contest for Canadians to git some money and have fun.
MoE: chopp dks
vMoE: Nyx Lynx
Cabinet of Cuties
From the 5th onwards, Lauren Southern is the official qt3.14 of eCanada.
Every one of my voters will get an Aryan women and a wheat field. Or a 6’8” black bull, I don’t judge.
French version: Vote pour le NeufHuit
Comments
Votado Bro!!
Si la conspiracion judeomasonica no lo impide
Nueveocho 4 CP
¿Quién crees que está detrás de los judeomasones? :^)
LETO approves
LETO was pretty kwel to be honest. It made lolper cry more than once so nice.
of cours leto was kewl, you informer saiwun etc, how can it sux xd
I'll make LETO great again 😃
Quiero la pared con el vecino del sur. Si perdés culpo a los mexicanos, judíos y tal vez a los reptilianos
Who else's to blame?
o/
Thank you Mr Skeltal
Voted for dank song and chopp dks
Ahahaha, thanks RS!
Make sure the wall on your side is beautiful as it will be on our side 😃 😘
kek
Hey fuhrer, I think you need someone to be minister without portfoilio.
So pick me !
Did they tell you why they deleted your first article?
Go, go NueveOcho!
Good luck and wish you the best mate 😉
Kanada, erwache!
NueveOcho für Präsidenten.... jetzt oder nie!
98 is the best, forget the rest.
o7 hvala moj brate
What??? Nothing about goat lovers??? Whyyy?? :/
Check the MoD part :3
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Votado OME!!