NueveOcho for President! [EN/FR]

Day 3,178, 17:01 Published in Canada Spain by Nuclear NueveOcho


As you might have seen I’m running as President. Blame New Faustian Man for that. Anyways, in this article you will see my evil plan to get a new medal, steal all the money and weed to pay for eastern european whores, kill your women and rape your cattle program and cabinet.

Suggested dank song to listen while reading this shit article.





Cabinet of presidency and ebin menes

I'll be clear on this: the only reason I'm running for CP is because I want to set the eWorld on fire and take down the eCivilization kinda like in Fallout and Wasteland but with more Doom Paul and even more vicious gangs of bloodlust raiders, no vigilantes trying to bring order and peace and the mutated radiactive vultures feasting on the corpses of the last few humans and radiactive zombies make eCanada Great Again!

You should be aware that I’m incredibly lazy, that’s why I need a PM to do what I’m too lazy to do and a sexy secretary to do what the PM is too lazy to do.
Other than that I’ll make sure to keep the party going and share my folder of ebin menes with y’all.

CP: NueveOcho
Prime Minister: screamingslave
Sexy secretary: punisher 1389



eCurriculum Vitae
x2 LETO SG
x1 LETO HMR
x5 MoD in Belarus
x2 vMoD in Belarus
x1 vMoFA in Belarus
x6 Congressmen in Belarus

In other games
x11 CP
x2 MoFA
x2 MoD
x10 congressmen
x1 SG of alliances
x2 SoFA of alliances




Cabinet of Foreign Affairs and Wall Management

The first thing I’ll do as CP is build a wall, a big, beautiful wall. And of course, I’ll make the USA pay for it. Other than that, I plan to keep the status quo when it comes to MPPs, alliance support and etc. And yes, the rumors of our MPP plan with eISIS are all true.

MoFA: New Faustian Man





Cabinet of Canada’s and goat right’s Defense

I’ll rely on the team to help me coordinate our damage where and when it’s needed. Also to hand out weapons if we face an important battle or we face a merciless penguin invasion. Penguins live in Canada right?
By the way, whenever possible, trolling the goat people of albanistan will be considered as a viable option.

Mo😨 Exalted Druid
vMo😨 Xichael

This cabinet, good bones and calcium was brought to you by Mr skeltal, but only if you reply Thank you Mr Skeltal




Cabinet of Jewing Affairs

The Minister of Jewing Affairs will have the mission to make sure we make shekels to buy supplies and that stuff… to be honest I was never that much into e-Economy so I fully trust TemijinBC to do his job.

MoJA: TemijinBC

Plato doesn’t like dank jew maymays, so here’s an even danker finnish ebin mene.





Cabinet of Education and college loans

No you prick! Is your fault you are unable to pay back that $35k loan for your Gender studies and Burundian proto-erotic dance majors! Study some real career with some real job opportunities, stop blaming capitalism, the state or the Patriarchy.
Anyways, during this month I expect chopp dks to throw a few contests and an amateur e-porn contest for Canadians to git some money and have fun.

MoE: chopp dks
vMoE: Nyx Lynx





Cabinet of Cuties

From the 5th onwards, Lauren Southern is the official qt3.14 of eCanada.





Every one of my voters will get an Aryan women and a wheat field. Or a 6’8” black bull, I don’t judge.




French version: Vote pour le NeufHuit