Dear eChilean Houseguests
Day 1,802, 01:46
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by Chris Carnage
I said a little while ago that it was OK for you to move in for a while as your own house was being occupied, but things are starting to get a little out of hand.
I know you're used to keeping different hours on account of the time zone difference and everything, but those late-night parties you're having are really disturbing my sleep and it makes me cranky.
I like a nice warm shower when I wake up and it really doesn't help my mood to find that you've left your pubes all over the soap. It's just...ewww.
Your children are leaving an unspeakable mess in just about every room. I mean I love the little darlings and everything but there's such a thing as hygiene and I'm really getting tired of cleaning up their little number 2's.
The pantry is empty every day, no grain, fruit, cattle or fish to speak of. It would be nice if you'd start pulling your weight a little when it comes to buying groceries. I'm not trying to be cheap or anything, but it's just polite, you know?
And would it kill you to wash a dish occassionally?
It's been great having you come visit but I think it's time we started making other arrangements, really I do.
Yours sincerely,
eAustralia
I know you're used to keeping different hours on account of the time zone difference and everything, but those late-night parties you're having are really disturbing my sleep and it makes me cranky.
I like a nice warm shower when I wake up and it really doesn't help my mood to find that you've left your pubes all over the soap. It's just...ewww.
Your children are leaving an unspeakable mess in just about every room. I mean I love the little darlings and everything but there's such a thing as hygiene and I'm really getting tired of cleaning up their little number 2's.
The pantry is empty every day, no grain, fruit, cattle or fish to speak of. It would be nice if you'd start pulling your weight a little when it comes to buying groceries. I'm not trying to be cheap or anything, but it's just polite, you know?
And would it kill you to wash a dish occassionally?
It's been great having you come visit but I think it's time we started making other arrangements, really I do.
Yours sincerely,
eAustralia
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It's not you, it's me
love it... nice article 🙂
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No, it's not us, it's them.
PLEASE LEAVE NOW
Drive then out of our lands, Australia for the Australians!
nice, but just one thing, dear eAussies... you forget that your are guests in your own house quite now, because you couldn't pay the mortage. The houserules are imposed by somebody else then you, that's the rule.
We bring so good cooking, you gonna love us. We'll let you out the attic if you stop making a mess!
Stop leaving presents on the throne!
Thanks you, do not come again
Its like the invasion of cane toads and wild pigs.
Foolishly let in & now so hard to get rid of.
Two things we should have learnt from this;
DocterDry may be funny but he should NEVER be trusted with a position of responsibility.
Binda is nice but what were you thinking Binda, trusting those Serbs in Kiwiland??
Manrod78, ZetaSoujiro I love you guys, but it's time. I'm sure you're not happy here either, let's not be dicks about it.
hahahahaha love this article! what a cracker! mandrod78 tsk tsk tsk you impolite retard 🙂
ZetaSouijiro i didn't want to tell you this before because i am not impolite like you, but now it is in the open. Your cooking sucks! Beer and pies for me anytime, you can take your curanto back with mandrod78 to your natural habitat where you can both fornicate happily ever after.
You've overstayed your welcome, now it's time to GTFO!
don't blame DocterDry, it's not his fault and you all know it. The reason is much older than his presence and originates from times of TERRA and your following flunkydom to eArgentina.
Chris, we are not being dicks. We even like you very much, guys and gurls!
There might be a near future, where we might leave eAustralia, but this will be our decision, once planification has been completed.
cr1so, pssssst man. Who gets angry, loses...
lol
I love the eChileans, I just wish we could enjoy the game for a while too...
Our food is delicious guys 😃!