Dance and be in love

Day 1,783, 02:39 Published in Australia Australia by Chris Carnage

I was surprised about a few things after my great escape, but none more so than finding that eChile was occupying eAus. Back in the day we were on good terms with eChile despite usually being on the opposite side of alliance politics. Back then eChile was a small player, similar to eAus, and now they're ranked 3. Awesome job eChile! Babyboomaxxx.

At first I was all like WTF?!? Then I find that eChile are only here because their own homeland is occupied and they need to protect the babies.

So I'm here to say "Welcome eChile". I'd always find space on the couch for a friend in need, and this country is big enough for both of us to play in.

Of course it's usually polite for a house guest to ask first rather than just move in, and not to move straight into the master bedroom, but hey - we can forgive little misunderstandings for the sake of long-term friendships.

So, how about you give us a few regions back, maybe a little rent if you're good for it, and you're welcome to stay as long as you need. And who knows, maybe we'll ask you to return the favour someday? We can stay up late every night after you've put the kids to bed and drink cheap wine, listen to bad music and talk crap

Life's too short to get all butthurt over little misunderstandings. Let's dance and be in love!