CANAM WAR: THE SEXY WAR AS I SEES IT

Day 1,702, 13:52 • Published in Canada USA • by GloveisLove


My fellow compatriots, trolls, and brainwashed brethren,

The CANAM WAR.

You may have noticed I am eCanadian. In fact, I've been eCanadian for weeks now, with the intent of lowering my activity in an English-speaking community that was friendly to eUSA. Of course, that quickly changed, as we now have the CANAM War.

I have pledged my sword in defending eCanada. Not because I like eCanada nor because I dislike eAmerica, but because I have been greeted warmly here, I am an eCanadian citizen, and I refuse to fight for an eAmerica whose endgame is to ally pig-disgusting double-spaniards.

Siddy, the current president of eSpain, given these turn of events, has vowed to MPP eUSA and invade eCanada alongside their eAmerican allies. The same Spain that literally just distributed supplies to help Serbia on the battlefield hours ago and said they will continue to do so. Serbia. Had the eUS government decided not to ally eSpain, not to throw a bunch of allies under the bus and side with pigs, you would see me on the other-side of the battlefield, annexing eCanada.

But I don't have the heart to fight against America's original regions either, because I am an American after-all and feel an obligation to stay loyal to my native country. But this CANAM war is just an excuse to further alienate America from its current allies and to bring the nation closer to CTRL (Spain, Poland, USA, Brazil) and abandon some allies. The eUS knew they would lose all their MPPs when they accepted the NE, they did it willingly, so they could restart with a fresh MPP stack and start their new foreign policy.

And yes, the two topics do have a connection. The NE proposed by Code-Y (whether bribed by Americans or accepted by eCanadian government is irrelevant) is what America wanted. This gave them an excuse to NE back (and note, there have been many lolz NE proposed in the past) and say they are "defending themselves." The truth is, Americans have always wanted to invade Canada, and the current strain in relations, the anger generated in America by Rylde's leaking of the CTRL charter and exposing America's intentions, and the Smee logs and several other events have made American leadership look full-blown retarded, so they want some payback.



So this is their chance to fellate their egos. In addition, personally I think eCanada will need all the help they can get or else this war will be very ONE-sided, they are the underdog. So lets at least make it interesting. Well, thats the way I SEES it, enjoy allying double-spaniards and pig-disgustings, my love for crushing pigs > all, and I won't be surprised if the next on the ally list is Sweden and UK, they aren't balkan nations so...

Oh and I direct your attention to this: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/eus-vs-ecanada-2084384/1/20

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