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[Presidential Statement] 5 Reasons We Should Invade Belgium

Day 835, 07:47 • Published in Netherlands USA

• by Mitch Rapp

Yes me, the President of the UNL, is saying we should invade Belgium because of these amazing reasons (please be aware of sarcasm):

Reason 1: We just love this amazing guy and want to be reunited badly with him.

Reason 2: All those high raw regions Belgium owned

Reason 3: To be closer to Spain, Poland and the USA.

Reason 4: Because we want to have such brilliant Congress Members such as this guy

Reason 5: We like to waste ALL our money on useless things

Sounds like good reasons for you?

Comments

Mitch Rapp Day 835, 07:48

First Denied.

Vote Mitch Rapp for another term as President!!!

Boklevski Day 835, 07:52

Second Denied 😛

Vote Boklevski as president for good relations with eBelgium

(yeah, you started campaigning here 😛)

MaartenW Day 835, 07:54

omgosh you really want to start a flamewar between two country's ? >>

Mattio Day 835, 07:54

Third Denied.

Vote Mattio for a complete invasion of Belgium and Spain.

Thomas Fairfax Day 835, 07:54

Thank god, I thought you were seriously endorsing an invasion of Belgium!

honderdjaar Day 835, 07:54

lol i love this statement

Ragoth Day 835, 08:49

Thanx, I am brilliant

Frerk Day 835, 09:03

Brilliant stuff 😛

dutchclass Day 835, 09:47

I love sarcasm

Ely.nea Day 835, 10:23

Reason 6 : Because you have nothing else to make.

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Heidar Day 835, 11:16

Epic 😃

Lisamunusira Day 835, 12:42

You will not invade Belgium. You are afraid loosing power, do not want to spend gold and do fear a defeat. 😛

Trinc Day 835, 13:05

oh really i am anoying me on that person above me...

Slivever Day 835, 13:50

Yes, vote Mitch Rapp.

This month, his party and him have a new great objective : The destruction of the international political power of eNL.

Vote I&W, kill eNL.

Kravenn Day 835, 13:52

You are good enough to waste money by yourself (you don't need help for that). You don't want to loose power, you fear to loose.
You don't need help.
Go to bankruptcy by yourself. I have time to see that. I will laugh a this moment.

Mitch Rapp Day 835, 13:52

The destruction of the international political power of eNL.

lol with who? EDEN or our friends at Phoenix? You really think they care about Belgium.

Slivever Day 835, 14:22

With all. No reason to choose only one side.

dutchrepublican Day 835, 14:35

Loved your artical

ps: last picture was brilliant.

Thomas Keesman Day 835, 15:21

"international political power of eNL"

oh pleeeeeze.

Myers11 Day 835, 18:08

OMG!!!! The Belgians are actually taking this seriously...

Garmr Day 835, 18:36

Belgians are retarded, thats why everyone makes jokes about them

Ely.nea Day 835, 21:38

@Garmr : "Belgians are retarded"

Belgians know how to make fun that's why I don't report you.

Frerk Day 836, 00:27

@elynea
I doubt it they'll even look at it.

V.O.C. Foundation Day 836, 01:40

LOL, voted.
Fantastic......

Loving your sarcasm and loving even more the people who take this as serieus. .....

Fahriano Dudu Fontana Day 836, 04:09

Reason 7: So we can fight and level up faster

Daniel Parker Day 836, 06:58

myers11 +1 😃

Bernard Hoffington Day 836, 07:54

Why do we have no battles going on at the moment?
I think we should either invade Belgium or have a training war with them at least. A lot of employees are unable to work at their maximum ability due to not being able to use the hospital.

shadowukcs Day 836, 08:07

I've always known the NL wanted to invade

Frederick Willemsen Day 836, 08:55

Is it me or do some Belgians lack the brain capacity to understand that it's a joke, and even worse are incapable of actually writing a response in proper English?

Ely.nea Day 836, 09:03

We like the plaisenterie but Frederick Willemsen, your words are not very respectful.

Mais il ne faut pas pousser bobonne dans les orties (y a que les wallons qui comprendront) 😛

Slivever Day 836, 13:18

Il y a des peys qui croient qu'on ne comprend pas?
Mais justement, on a parfaitement compris.

Cette article est une tentative désespérée et ridicule de faire passer la pilule des bêtises commise par le si-compétent gouvernement Frerk au travers de l'ironie.

Sauf que la seule manière d'éviter la "bourde" était de garder Frerk et I&W loin du pouvoir. Aujourd'hui, le mal est fait et les tentatives pathétiques de sauver la face sont désopilantes de misérabilisme.

Kravenn Day 836, 13:36

Nous voyons clairement que certains I&W ont dépassés l'idée que c'etait un jeu. Lancer des commentaires racistes contre un peuple est la chose la plus minable que l'on puisse faire. We can see that some I&W members are not able to understand that it is a game. They make some racist comments, it is clear that it is the worst thing that I have read. Shame on eNL

dutchclass Day 836, 13:55

what the.., I don't see racist comments racist comments I don't know were you're talking about

Kravenn Day 836, 13:57

If you are not able to see that, this is not my fault.

Thomas Fairfax Day 836, 15:26

"international political power of eNL"

oh pleeeeeeze. One more "e" than Keesman!

Hugo Lilly Day 836, 17:04

LOL

Nice article

Yes, Belgium is All That, and everyone wants to invade us 😁

DanielB1989 Day 837, 02:47

@Myers well thats weird when the president writes a message like this😕

Frederick Willemsen Day 837, 05:06

@Elynea, look at the comments of Niemand and Kravenn, I rest my case.
Btw you call me disrespectfull, yet you publish comments in French.
Congratulations on being total asses.

PS: Sliverer do you have some kind of hots for Frerk, you keep involving him into the talk, even on a joke posted by the president of eNL, who in fact is not Frerk. (Oh yeah, if my reaction doesn't fit with your post, it might be because my French isn't what it used to be.)

Mvg,
Frederick Willemsen.

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