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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2035)

6 • Dia 2,035, 17:06 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland • Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

After spending hours in A&E, I can safely say that it's better than any comedian...

Once again, I'm leaving in stitches.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2034)

10 • Dia 2,034, 18:07 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland • Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

My friend told me he ran out of a restaurant without paying for his meal last week.

I went to try it today, but she wouldn't give me my Big Mac until I'd paid.

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2033)

10 • Dia 2,033, 17:29 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland • Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

What has the US government and you have in common...?

You're both reading this joke...

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2032)

6 • Dia 2,032, 16:09 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland • Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

I saw a man with a trolley full of horseshoes and rabbits' feet earlier, trying to get it up a hill.

I thought,"He's pushing his luck."

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Daily Terrible Joke (Day 2031)

4 • Dia 2,031, 16:05 • Publicado em Ireland Ireland • Entretenimento e interacções sociais Entretenimento e interacções sociais

There was a knock at my door last night, "Hello Sir, can I ask you if you will be voting for us in the forthcoming election?"

"Yes"

"OK sir thank you."

"What for?"

"Your vote."

"I am not voting for you"

"But you said you were"

"

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