World War IV Begins!

Day 1,198, 03:18 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

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Yours truly, covert.








Hi Kids!

Try this out to get in the mood. I know it's supposed to be an anti-war anthem but I like the tune and there are cool pics!

It is with great excitement and joy that I write this article. Soon everybody will be writing articles wanting you to read them. Remember, I was one of the first. First to fight and first to write. (Man I'm sleepy.)



I was fightin' when youse were sleepin'



After 21:00 something game time it happened. The sneak attack on Pearl Harbor. (Yeah, like we didn't see that coming.) In the middle of the night with almost all those brave souls fighting to defend our homeland being of foreign decent, I joined in the fray. With tanks rumbling by, Indo machine guns blasting out death and missiles screaming overhead, I fought my way to the enemy beach head. There I witnessed the dastardly deeds of the cowardly Indos. Honolulu lay burning and smashed, it was total destruction.


That's me on the right.

Having spent my health getting to the front lines, I laid low until after reset. Then they got a taste of my hot American lead. This would have been enough to repulse any ordinary combatant, but these Indos are tough son-of-a-bitches. They just kept coming! With my 300 health almost gone, I restored back to 90%. Seeing that my next opponent had a q2 rifle, I decided to get a weapon of my own. "A q5 tank should teach him a thing or two", I thought. Huh, how about that. I was right, it taught them that I could destroy five of them in seven clicks. Booyah!



Now get off your dead ass and go defend your family, your wife and kids. Fight in Hawaii and show 'em what yer made of trooper. And pick me up a t-shirt while you are there. I forgot to get one.

Citizens, remember to follow DoD Orders.
Militia and Military, follow orders from your chain of command.
THAT IS ALL!


I told you my war story. Now lets hear yours.