About my newspaper
It has come to my attention that some of you are eating more than your fair share of smaller fish.
Now, as a reminder, it is true that the good Lord made fish swim in school’s in order to better organize our food supply.
The Dive Bar is now the nations 20th largest party! Congratulations and keep up the good work! In another few months, with dedication, hard work, and some long hours, we may just make it to 19th!
Good work ladies and gentlemen. Sea Cows forever!
I think we're about out of time.
Maybe 20 of you will read the following, and that’s fine. I have a few reflections on the last 5 years of “playing”