This Just In!

Day 5,232, 23:53 • Published in USA USA • by MaryamQ

With the recent release of the intrepid Pfenix Quinn’s eye-popping report on pigs, webs, our “government”, and the Deep eState, we at Maryam’s View have felt compelled to dig deeper into the sinister goings on since the beginning of this eCountry. With the aid of secrets passed on through O(smany) R(amon)’s followers, popularly known as ORanon, we have made some very interesting discoveries.

Drones?

There is speculation among various unnamed sources that a large number of “drones” has led to a recent sharp increase in the eUS population. Careful sleuthing has revealed this is absolutely true, as revealed in this photo.







What the sources didn’t reveal, we have discovered by a combination of careful study of the eRep map, speculation, and simply making stuff up!







Do you see those two white islands to the northeast of eCanada? RL sources identify them as Greenland and Iceland, two countries that officially do not exist in eRepublik. Note that part of the larger island (the eMythical Greenland) lies within the Arctic Circle. What else is within the Arctic Circle? The North Pole! And who lives at the North Pole? You guessed it! Santa Claus has been sending new eCitizen-laden drones into the eUS through the air space of nonexistent eCountries, hoping to increase the population without detection. Who is behind this plot? Who has been in contact with the “jolly old elf”? Are they naughty or nice? Could the following be related?

Coded Messages?

On the same day that PQ dropped his startling revelations, the following was seen on the Friends feed.




Although some may think this is related to a popular puzzle game, one which clearly does not exist in the eWorld, what is this really about? Our investigative reporters have concluded these are coded messages. Now just who might be interested in exchanging coded messages in plain sight? Could it be “Santa” and his minions plotting to take over the eUS?





The good news for the eUS is that there are now multiple reporters looking into this. You are encouraged to research and share your findings. We can’t be too safe.

If you can’t find me, know I am in a safe place, known only to a few.

Until next time,


Maryam