The Secret Plan
Raven Anarcho
Gather around children of Ireland, for in our darkest hour a dim light of victory shines through.
It may seem like an uphill battle at the moment, but never fear. Some of us beloved Irish illuminati have developed a secret plan to turn the tides...
Yes. Mongolian Mercenaries.
Few people remember just how effective the Mongolians were at beating the Chinese. Here's a photograph taken from a Mongolian siege of some Chinese place in 1942.
("Wow. That was easy" - Nogai Khan)
Even as I speak, an army looms on the horizon. At any given moment, bloodthirsty Mongolians by the tens and tens prepare their assault on Chinese-occupied Dublin.
When it's all over, we can pick up the pieces of our pillaged city, join hands with our Mongol Comrades, perhaps sit down have a guinness and play some Mongolian checkers (It's like chinese checkers only not)
HAIR MONGOLIA!
HAIR IRELAND!
HAIR MONGIRELAND!
If you're Irish or Mongolian, just comment to receive 10Q7 weps to take it to those "communists" (They're not really communists) Mongolian heritage may be proved by posting a mongolian selfie in the comments.
-RA
Issue Song:
I.HAVE.NO.CLUE...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w
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The Irish Radical issue #99
Comments
Awesome
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Oh herro!
sure why not
I am not irish, mongolian, communist...((
nobody's perfect. 😛
freedom o/
I'm Mongolian-Irish, do I qualify twice (I'm not really and I don't need the weps!)?
The Mongols are coming 😃
One of my favorite South Park episodes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afnJbdT4t5g
Lol probably made me laugh harder than any other South Park scene:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUqDHW0jmkw
Especially right now 😃
God Damn Mongolians.
\o/
Herro, Shitty wok take a order preaz!! Classic 🙂
Fuck Plato 😃
absolutely amazing, thank you for brightening up my day!!
don't send weapons.
Brilliant!
Thanks for the weps!
I thought the secret plan was to make 'official war' end so all the allies go home, then essentially have a tavern brawl between the 2 of us.
well its not secret anymore now is it... :/
Some secrets are too good to keep
Now that would be a good one for that Deadliest warrior tv show. A drunken Irishman vs. a drunken Chinese martial arts specialist in a tavern 🙂
It's happening in Dublin as we speak:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/military/battlefield-new/57782
This campaign is a straight up drinking contest.
Kegs have been drained!
Good one
haha
Im mongolian n my wife is mongolian too
Oui. Tres bien.
v
Peut-être bien
Sounds good to me