The Secret Plan

Day 2,566, 06:44 Published in Ireland USA by Raven Anarcho
*WAR MUSIC*


Gather around children of Ireland, for in our darkest hour a dim light of victory shines through.

It may seem like an uphill battle at the moment, but never fear. Some of us beloved Irish illuminati have developed a secret plan to turn the tides...




Yes. Mongolian Mercenaries.





Few people remember just how effective the Mongolians were at beating the Chinese. Here's a photograph taken from a Mongolian siege of some Chinese place in 1942.



("Wow. That was easy" - Nogai Khan)



Even as I speak, an army looms on the horizon. At any given moment, bloodthirsty Mongolians by the tens and tens prepare their assault on Chinese-occupied Dublin.



When it's all over, we can pick up the pieces of our pillaged city, join hands with our Mongol Comrades, perhaps sit down have a guinness and play some Mongolian checkers (It's like chinese checkers only not)

HAIR MONGOLIA!
HAIR IRELAND!
HAIR MONGIRELAND!

If you're Irish or Mongolian, just comment to receive 10Q7 weps to take it to those "communists" (They're not really communists) Mongolian heritage may be proved by posting a mongolian selfie in the comments.

-RA

Issue Song:
I.HAVE.NO.CLUE...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuVLjAhsw-w





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