No. Just No.
Day 1,122, 19:52
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by Jason Welsh
I've decided to write about this since i'm tired of people talking about it. The UIP is NOT a Homosexual party. Proof? Well i have it right here.
Now what is that? Funny you should ask. Its the paper in my old account. Look at it. Read it's awesomeness. If you can.
That was a paper that was literally too hot to eevn read. Seriously, look at some of the comments on my articles.
'"This article has 2 main focuses."
I beg to differ. This article has 8 main focuses. I am 100% sure when someone attempts to read a subtopic, they will end up jumping to the next focus. '
-Darkseye's comment on "2011 call and the new changes"
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2011-call-and-the-new-changes-1570840/1/20
"about your last section, you shud put another hawt girls there.. "
-TORDAH's comment on "the world's media"
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-world-s-media-1566359/1/20#comments
"Am I the only one who did not read anything in article? "
-myBad's comment on "having fun banning phoenix"
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/having-fun-banning-phoenix-1559050/1/20
Now, you may be asking how does this have anything to do with the UIP not being homosexual? Well that's simple.
Let's go back to my very first article. Nice, isn't it? Now scroll down to just below the first pic.
"My name is Jason Welsh. I'm a proud member of the UIP"
And there you have it. Author of the hottest newspaper in the eUS and a proud member of the UIP. Seriously, the UIP is awesome, and there's only 2 people in it that are actually homosexual, and they're actually some of the most awesome people playing erep. Kaz is funny and he's a great polititian at the same time, and Pheno has the ability to just sit down and GET STUFF DONE.
So if your ever wondering if joining the UIP is worth it, just ask anyone in the UIP and they will tell you that it's the best thing they ever did. I know it was the best thing i ever did in my elife.
The best part is we're about to become even more awesome than we were before. Seriously, have you ever wanted to write an article but not known what to write about? We've got a thread for that! Ever wanted the best mass messaging tool in the game? Or a mass friending tool? We've got a tech guy for that!
ever wanted to have a spamming competion? well, you've got me and the "last person to post wins" thread for that \o/.
So join the UIP! What are you waiting for?
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FIRST.
UIP IS NOT GAY! ... Much.
/me slow appluase
Boobies!
I didn't read this article, just looked at Pac Man, what interesting teeth he has 😁
UIP's p not gay imo
over-compensating if you ask me.
But seriously, UIP is p cool.
funny...
I think the good Sir doth protest too much....
p gay if you ask me :3:3
(throws respect at CRoy)
*throws muffins at CRoy*
"Haha! Enjoy your milk-less breakfast!"
@Emma: pssh, w/e. Hamlet was a nut case.
Post good girly porn or it didn't happen.
p.s. gay people are still welcome
Golf clap.
THE clap
Ok, so the party may not be gay per se but don't let that bother any LGBT members. UIP still wants you! DADT does not exist in UIP. They invite all peoples and all persuasions to join. They may not be gay today but that doesn't mean they aren't willing to give it a go!
i hope you realize the ad and this article are covertly homophobic. its like nazis who dont say that they hate immigrants, they just say "we aren' immigrants!" as if its an accomplishment.
Hey, I'm gay too and I'm in the UIP!
But seriously, the UIP is awesome.
Closet case
i hope you realize the ad and this article are covertly homophobic. its like nazis who dont say that they hate immigrants, they just say "we aren' immigrants!" as if its an accomplishment. x2
We're omnisexual. Jack Harkness would dig the UIP.
@gagah
i lol'd. still not sure if you're a man or a woman.
"i hope you realize the ad and this article are covertly homophobic. its like nazis who dont say that they hate immigrants, they just say "we aren' immigrants!" as if its an accomplishment."
First of all, comparing the UIP to a nazi party is entirely ridiculous. Secondly, Jason is just trying to remove a stereotype that others have tried to use against the UIP in the past, and unfortunately with some success because there apparently are homophobes that play this game. Jason just wants people to know that everyone is welcome in the UIP which is hardly homophobic.
Then why do I see so many UIP members out at The Bars so often?
De'Nile ain't just a river in Egypt.
SNAP!
Hey Jamarcus, nice to see you back in the eUSA! Welcome back our p-
Oh wait.
Woah, AndraX posted.
That's p. cool
ANDRAX POSTED. ANDRAX POSTED. ANDRAX. 2000. POSTED.
THE SENSEI IS A GAY.
MELISSA ROSE IS UIP.
HOLY. HOT. DAMN.
Oh good lord. Advertising that you aren't homosexual implies that you have been deemed homosexual. So, when a new 2-clicker is looking for a party and sees that ad, they are going to think, "Wow, I'm a straight 15 year old boy, I don't think I want to associate myself with a bunch of homosexuals." Jokes on him though, cause those homosexuals aren't really homosexuals (well, 2 of them are). Silly ad.
DumbEmma: "I think the good Sir doth protest too much...."
I'll say it again. This is the funniest bizzynatch in the eUS.
Hey Claire, Im a straight 15 year old boy and hell im the Vice Party President of the UIP! AND I LOVE IT!!
This article was rather silly to begin with. I was going to respond at first by saying "That's mighty white of you.", but then I figgered that would be rude.
Then I thought I'd say something snappy about how the definition of homophobia is the unnatural fear of three gay guys sneaking into your house and re-decorating it, but then I thought that's a really old joke.
Then I saw the advertisement for it featuring a picture of cute young lesbian and that really took it to whole 'nother level.
what Candor said
fgts
^Says the furry. 😛😛