Finnish President Captured
Joshua Morriseau
(Norwegian forces leaving with the captured Finnish President)
We are a week into the Finnish War of Stupidity and they have finally realized that their beloved President is missing.
It is with great pride that Norway can tell you that we captured Iku.Turso during the Battle of the Finnish Spanking. He is being kept safe in the dungeons where he is currently peeling potatoes and performing....ahem.. lets say favours for the army.
We noticed you are offering a $1000 reward for his safe return. Instead we will accept a complete withdraw of Finland from our cores along with a public apology and war reparations.
As well since you currently have no President and because Norway has always been a good friend to those in need we are offering to send our Prime Minister, taulen to be your acting President until we can sort this situation out. Of course as his first duty he will dissolve the Finnish Congress and accept complete and total authority over Finland.
We look forward to further negotiations.
Regards,
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The plotter has been caught, comrade! Take the presidential seat back and attac Sweden!
Our so called allies. Neutral? What a shitty stance.
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Hmmm! Favours........?
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Keep him and send a Princess instead!!!
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Obviously we need to see the candidates of the Princesses, have a vote who is most welcomed over here. Have a huge rumble who will marry her and you know the normal stuff that goes on in a kingdom. Maybe we will see dragons as well???
This is the best war I have been involved in 😃
Sorry to say, but it`s not so many princesses in the neighboorhood, since I`m still walking around as frog. 🙂
I dont trust you Zinitus in this matter 😃 . I will organize a search party of my own.
You guys are funny made my day....
Yeah, where's the dragons??? This sucks 😛
Top kek!
Laughing hard!!!
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We shall never accept these terms! You should apologize us to trying to change our TW-terms almost whole time!
I almost feel sorry about all the other boring TW out in eWorld. This has more twist and turns than all of the rest combined. I demand a royal wedding ending in peace & quiet or an all out bloodbath.
This is seriously interesting article from the past. No wonder it gathered over 500 votes 😃 . Some are even still alive today.
https://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-top-10-of-coolest-women-on-erepublik-1966426/1/20
very entertaining article, thank you
Oh my god!!!
https://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/mongol01.jpg Watch out, Vikings! We are coming with our horses!
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The FINS are FINISHED
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Never count out a Finn. A Finn always have a bottle of cheap vodka hidden. When attacked he pulls out his hidden vodka, drink it all in one go, then shout PERKELE and strike back, with his puukko!
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