Finnish President Captured

Day 3,677, 21:22 • Published in Norway Denmark • by Joshua Morriseau

(Norwegian forces leaving with the captured Finnish President)

We are a week into the Finnish War of Stupidity and they have finally realized that their beloved President is missing.

It is with great pride that Norway can tell you that we captured Iku.Turso during the Battle of the Finnish Spanking. He is being kept safe in the dungeons where he is currently peeling potatoes and performing....ahem.. lets say favours for the army.

We noticed you are offering a $1000 reward for his safe return. Instead we will accept a complete withdraw of Finland from our cores along with a public apology and war reparations.

As well since you currently have no President and because Norway has always been a good friend to those in need we are offering to send our Prime Minister, taulen to be your acting President until we can sort this situation out. Of course as his first duty he will dissolve the Finnish Congress and accept complete and total authority over Finland.

We look forward to further negotiations.

Regards,