CXXVIII: Counter/Offensive
Little Old Halfling
Cannons please.
Dear America,
I have a simple proposal for you. To every person who unsubs Pizza the Hut's paper and post the number of subs his paper is at after having unsubbed, I will donate you a food.
A bonus q5 food if you shout this article. Make sure to friend me first or screencap so I can see it.
To every person who sends him a message that reads "WHERE MY MONEY AT PIZZA?!?" screencaps it and posts it here, I will donate a supertank.
To anyone who does a better troll than either of you, I will pick the best and donate 5 gold to you.
If you manage to get FP for spamming his article with "WHERE MY MONEY AT PIZZA?!? http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/cxxviii-counter-offensive-1962456/1/20" then I will donate funds for compensation for your woes.
Additionally, if you just want to have some fun, Pizza's got a new article up. Seems his sub count has been falling recently. Wonder why.
I've been working to get a media mogul since beta. I've been Secretary of the Media for seven presidents. I've ghost written articles for twice that number of candidates.
Nobody screws with this halfling.
Enjoy the babes.
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Stay frosty.
Comments
halflingmaxx
already unsubbed
already insulted him at AED and on friends chat (he is in it) so many times (be4 he deleted it and after)
no need for food nor tanks just my simple duty ;P
btw shouted 😃
I've never given items for subscriptions, and I never will. The best writers in the game, are above that.
Here's to everyone that actually WORKS for their Media Mogul o7
"Herp derpity derp derp, herpibus derpidous. Derppie herppie derp!"
~ Ajay Bruno
o/
www.erepublik.com/en/article/who-loved-winter-the-dolphin--1962353/1/20
check comments
zaaa xd xd
Haters gonna hate... deleting you Athy.
I'm more outraged that you deleted a perfectly good Top Media article than anything else. It's difficult getting votes these days.
Gluttony breeds sloth I guess.
love it
Athanaric
PAY ATTENTION
http://postimage.org/image/oig4m8865/
I DIDN'T DELETE IT
Oh, well there seems to have been a misunderstanding then. I missed that. Was it in your new article?
Apologies for not having realized. Thank goodness pearlowl was able to screen cap the comments, right? Thankfully you'll now be able to give out the gold you promised to over 1k people. When that happens, I'll take this down.
Already unsubbed, think no1124...
http://www.iaza.com/work/120207C/iaza13532453918900.png
Sent.
I just added it in.
sorry I copy-paste my comment from another article, but I must;
after this comment of mine;
@pth
if you willing to pay 1 gold, I have screenshot of every page and every subscribers of that article
pth sent me this pm;
http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3105/pth001.jpg
So here you go pth;
This is the screenshot of first comment page send their gold and I will give you the second page
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7012/pth002.jpg
http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/2958/pth003.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6166/pth004.jpg
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6354/pth005.jpg
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7544/pth006.jpg
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/519/pth007.jpg
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/232/pth008.jpg
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/528/pth009d.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8548/pth0010.jpg
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7587/pth0011.jpg
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9775/pth0012.jpg
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/306/pth0013.jpg
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2383/pth0014.jpg
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1074/pth0015.jpg
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4715/pth0016.jpg
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5330/pth0017.jpg
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4627/pth0018.jpg
then this convo happened ;
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1609/pthreason.jpg
total fail
zaaaaa xd xd
pth I hope you love iNCi as much as iNCi loves you
INCi DID IT!
pearlowl zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
wow, there's a lot of emotion in that article. One might think that you are jealous. Course, what's there to be jealous of? A bunch of table scrap feeding 12 yr olds and illiterates who think they're going to get a worthless piece of eRep gold? Seriously, only a small minded person would actually give this any thought.
If you think the guy has 1000G, then he obviously wields far more influence than any of us give him credit for. If he is just scamming 1000 people, he will find 1000 more players (mostly new players, I'd imagine) who will never fall for a scheme again.
Course, the best way to fight mediocrity is through self-improvement. This is just a thought, but maybe you could consider improving the quality of your work. Maybe bracketing a few lines of rants between comic strips and models isn't doing it for folks anymore.
Or you can rage. Personally, I vote 'rage', its far more entertaining 🙂
sorry, never subbed pizza, never will, not even to unsub
I subbed just to unsub. 😃
Shouted, was never subbing because I'm a bawss.
Donations sent up to here.
Shouted
Shouted
Never have I supported any paper by pth, it is like reading the e-world national enquirer.
Sent.
@mccvii, oh lighten up. Super Bowl is over and only Valentine's Day until warm weather returns. ($80 for roses!) Ajay makes for good indoor sport.
shouted
don't need tanks or food
I just did it for pleasure 😃
v70 s557
http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/arena-bull-265744/1
sub 4 sub
Sorry, never subbed Pizza, never will, not even to unsub. x2
Anyway, I vote and approve so much this article.
DP, if I were any lighter I'd be floating.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/media-mogul-for-all-e-countries-1-1962480/1/20
V+S
1048 to 1047
Unsubbed with a big chuckle. Send the supplies to a newbie that needs them please.
For once I actually wish I had subbed PTH, if only to unsub now.
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-the-best-picture-research-ever--1962738/1/20
Yay
I saw the first girl and immediately thought deershark. Sign of too much forum time. -.-
I vote for rants, comic strips and models.
haha Piza deleted his last article ..again.. rolf
v+s please sub back http://www.erepublik.com/en/newspaper/apeiros-xora-268784/1