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CXXVIII: Counter/Offensive

Day 1,539, 10:39 • Published in USA USA

• by Little Old Halfling

Cannons please.

Dear America,
I have a simple proposal for you. To every person who unsubs Pizza the Hut's paper and post the number of subs his paper is at after having unsubbed, I will donate you a food.

A bonus q5 food if you shout this article. Make sure to friend me first or screencap so I can see it.

To every person who sends him a message that reads "WHERE MY MONEY AT PIZZA?!?" screencaps it and posts it here, I will donate a supertank.

To anyone who does a better troll than either of you, I will pick the best and donate 5 gold to you.

If you manage to get FP for spamming his article with "WHERE MY MONEY AT PIZZA?!? http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/cxxviii-counter-offensive-1962456/1/20" then I will donate funds for compensation for your woes.

Additionally, if you just want to have some fun, Pizza's got a new article up. Seems his sub count has been falling recently. Wonder why.

I've been working to get a media mogul since beta. I've been Secretary of the Media for seven presidents. I've ghost written articles for twice that number of candidates.

Nobody screws with this halfling.

Enjoy the babes.

Stay frosty.

Comments

ErrOrka Day 1,539, 10:44

halflingmaxx

BlasterXL Day 1,539, 10:46

already unsubbed
already insulted him at AED and on friends chat (he is in it) so many times (be4 he deleted it and after)
no need for food nor tanks just my simple duty ;P

btw shouted 😃

Israel Stevens Day 1,539, 10:47

I've never given items for subscriptions, and I never will. The best writers in the game, are above that.

Here's to everyone that actually WORKS for their Media Mogul o7

Thedillpickl Day 1,539, 10:48

"Herp derpity derp derp, herpibus derpidous. Derppie herppie derp!"
~ Ajay Bruno

pearlowl Day 1,539, 10:49

o/

www.erepublik.com/en/article/who-loved-winter-the-dolphin--1962353/1/20

check comments

zaaa xd xd

General Cartman Lee Day 1,539, 10:54

Haters gonna hate... deleting you Athy.

Little Old Halfling Day 1,539, 10:59

I'm more outraged that you deleted a perfectly good Top Media article than anything else. It's difficult getting votes these days.

Gluttony breeds sloth I guess.

CII venom Day 1,539, 11:04

love it

General Cartman Lee Day 1,539, 11:11

Athanaric

PAY ATTENTION
http://postimage.org/image/oig4m8865/

I DIDN'T DELETE IT

Little Old Halfling Day 1,539, 11:13

Oh, well there seems to have been a misunderstanding then. I missed that. Was it in your new article?

Apologies for not having realized. Thank goodness pearlowl was able to screen cap the comments, right? Thankfully you'll now be able to give out the gold you promised to over 1k people. When that happens, I'll take this down.

Ipsenikos Day 1,539, 11:16

Already unsubbed, think no1124...

http://www.iaza.com/work/120207C/iaza13532453918900.png

Little Old Halfling Day 1,539, 11:18

Sent.

General Cartman Lee Day 1,539, 11:19

I just added it in.

pearlowl Day 1,539, 11:26

sorry I copy-paste my comment from another article, but I must;

after this comment of mine;

@pth
if you willing to pay 1 gold, I have screenshot of every page and every subscribers of that article

pth sent me this pm;

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/3105/pth001.jpg

So here you go pth;

This is the screenshot of first comment page send their gold and I will give you the second page

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7012/pth002.jpg
http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/2958/pth003.jpg
http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/6166/pth004.jpg
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/6354/pth005.jpg
http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/7544/pth006.jpg
http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/519/pth007.jpg
http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/232/pth008.jpg
http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/528/pth009d.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/8548/pth0010.jpg
http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/7587/pth0011.jpg
http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/9775/pth0012.jpg
http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/306/pth0013.jpg
http://img560.imageshack.us/img560/2383/pth0014.jpg
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/1074/pth0015.jpg
http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/4715/pth0016.jpg
http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/5330/pth0017.jpg
http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/4627/pth0018.jpg

then this convo happened ;

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/1609/pthreason.jpg

total fail

zaaaaa xd xd

pth I hope you love iNCi as much as iNCi loves you

Thedillpickl Day 1,539, 11:32

INCi DID IT!

pearlowl zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Simulare Day 1,539, 11:33

wow, there's a lot of emotion in that article. One might think that you are jealous. Course, what's there to be jealous of? A bunch of table scrap feeding 12 yr olds and illiterates who think they're going to get a worthless piece of eRep gold? Seriously, only a small minded person would actually give this any thought.

If you think the guy has 1000G, then he obviously wields far more influence than any of us give him credit for. If he is just scamming 1000 people, he will find 1000 more players (mostly new players, I'd imagine) who will never fall for a scheme again.

Course, the best way to fight mediocrity is through self-improvement. This is just a thought, but maybe you could consider improving the quality of your work. Maybe bracketing a few lines of rants between comic strips and models isn't doing it for folks anymore.

Or you can rage. Personally, I vote 'rage', its far more entertaining 🙂