Congressional Report in June, and Zheng He in Delaware ... AGAIN!!!!
Zheng He
The word of the day is "Delaware"
Yes, I am running for Congress. Again. Why?
For the booze!
For the drugs!
For the chicks!
And you should vote for ZHENG HE because he is super cool and AMP loves him!
I am completing my third trip to Congress this month. So what happened?
Sadly we had to censure several Congress-critters who turned out to be PTOers or otherwise rogue. This include😛
Ashley Zielinski - Granted citizenship to enemies of the state.
TheWickY - Rogue impeachment of the president, which has the potential to cause all sorts of problems.
M1TRO - Granted citizenship to enemies of the state.
A major loss to Congress was when John Largo lost his seat in Georgia, which he has held since, well, pretty much forever. The smartest thing Congress did was elect him Speaker of the House. Go Jackets!
A major topic of discussion this term was immigration. The SoH, partly at the urging of president Israel Stevens, called for an immigration freeze while we debated procedures and policies. This topic went around and around in circles with lots of blames and several ideas that had the traction of a bald tire in an ice storm. The topic was finally killed by the loss of Aquitaine, which will greatly reduce the flow of immigrants (and money).
Several congress-critters ignored the freeze and had their forum access removed.
Lady Justice
Lyanmon Reyiz
chickensguys
Runge Kutta
Greekpwner
Arman Kadic
addarian
Of course the biggest change this month was the introduction of Divisions into the fighting module. What does this mean?
The USA has a very strong Division 4, but not so much in the lower divisions. We have responded to this with the Tank Up to Rank Up program, which level 36 and lower citizens can join by filling out a simple form EVERY DAY.
Low level players should also join an MU. My favorite is the eUnited States Citizens MU, which supplies food and weapons to members daily.
You can read more about Aquitaine in the President's article, The Recovery.
My suggestion is that Congress focus on immigration at the low level. Let in as many D1 players as we can find!
Stay thirsty my friends ... for killing!
Zheng He
Current and Future Congress-Critter
Newspaper writer (been there)
Army Officer, CO of the 25th Tropic Lightning Division (done that)
Solder in the Special Forces (doing!)
Colonel 2-clicker (always)
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I think Ashley is Ajay. She accused players of threatening her with rape and seems to have an irrational hatred for Pfeiffer.
Captain Kushskins, that sounds right. But I didn't want to speculate on multis in the article without evidence.
she was actually a friend of pthut
voted for the chicks
and regarding what u said captain Kush ... i don't think its safe to believe something like that
a lot of people hate Pfefer cause he is a big troll
and i know for a fact that the girls who play MMORPG get a lot of stupid-sexual/sexual/insulting messages
some of the messages could show u how perverted these people are, some of them can show how stupid these people are, some of them can show how insane & sick these maniacs are
As a native Delawarean, I am throwing my support behind Zheng He, are you? 😛
"voted for the chicks"
BlasterXL is my kind of goof!
This guy is worth a vote, check him out.
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I didn't say I had proof, but for an inexperienced player to get elected to congress, let in enemies of the eUSA, spew vulgar anti-Pfieffer propaganda, and then accuse male players of sexually harassing "her" (at the same time there was anti-Ajay backlash for the same reason) sure opens up the possibility.
I don't want to derail this congress presentation though, this guy works harder and smarter than most congressmen, and failing to elect him would be a travesty.
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Vote for Zheng He! Not only because he is an awesome congressman, but because he had the forsight to mention me in his campaign article.
Ba-ZHENG-a!
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"Ba-ZHENG-a!"
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HE is the best choice for Delaware!!
You may pay me in cupcakes.
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good article!