The Federalist Press [day 2263]

Day 2,263, 13:25 Published in USA USA by Trekker Tlumac


Greetings Feds and friends, I hope this week finds you well. It is I, the illustrious Trekker Tlumac. And I am coming to you yet again, with another installment of the Federalist Press. Been a cold week for me, I have the head cold to prove it. I live way up north under a rather cold pine tree and the 50 year old furnace in my basement decided that Friday evening was the perfect time to die. I was not able to get it fixed until Monday, the temperatures were below zero (Fahrenheit), and I had no other means to heat the house.

So I spent most of the weekend in hibernation mode underneath a pile of blankets, with short reprieves visiting relatives. They warmly offered to unthaw me from time to time. But for anyone who has never had to deal with it, when it gets cold out, pipes have a nasty habit of freezing. Pipes freezing are very bad, or at least they can be. So I did not just stay with relatives all weekend as I should have. I had to make sure I was there to run the water every few hours. Also, my relatives do not have internet…



State of the Fed

Welcome to the state of the Fed. This is where you will get all kinds of updates about the state of the party. Party President Tyler Bubblar would like to welcome all newcomers to the fed forum and remind everyone to request access upon signing up. This can be done in the following link:

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/f3-introductions-and-access-requests



Congress elections were this past week. The fed had a strong showing, collecting 29.82% of the vote. This turns into seventeen congressional members for the party.  The Fed Congressional members are as follows:

stephen s, Mourning Star, IndexInfinity, Molly Emma, Carthan, Raidoh, Trekker Tlumac, arith seneviratne, Konoha no Kiiro Senko, NewAzazel, Darkapllo52, DylanBAS, dk3dknight, Leothechosen, kody5, ubuntu21, B0naparte



Did you know the Feds have their own radio show? It comes on weekly. Here is Eliwood Sain with more:

"Fed Radio chugs along for the start of its 6th month in broadcasting this Monday at 1800 eRep time.  Join hosts eliwood_sain and dk3dknight as well as their call-in guests as they talk to various party members about their work and involvement in the party as well as the party itself.  You can call in as well at (347)-989-8972 and go on air, or by clicking the skype button on that week's show's page.  New callers are always welcome.  Listen in this Monday for a fun new show LIVE!"

Update provided by Eliwood Sain

Link to the latest episode below:
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/fedradio/2014/01/28/fed-radio



THE FEDS SPECIAL LUCKY LOTTO

The game changes this week. There will be 4 winning numbers this time and more you get right higher the reward will be.

It is simmple as it is. You still can have 2 sets of 5-5 number as before and from the 2 set of numbers will count the higher paying one as valid.

So, how is it going to go? Simple if the licky numbers will be 25, 52, 77, 55
and someone has a set of numbers like 25, 30, 52, 55, 77 so he/she gets all the numbers right in 1 set then we pay 200$.

If you get 1 number right we pay you 50$
If you get 2 numbers right we pay you 100$
If you get 3 numbers right we pay you 150$
And if you get every number right all 4 of them your reward will be 200$.

We are rewarding even the people who gets close to the wining number and in that case if you are off by 1 or 2 number the reward will be 30$ for each number you get close. So if the number will be 55 and you have 53 you earn 30$.

In this case:
If you get close to 1 number you earn 30$
If you get close to 2 numbers you earn 60$
If you get close to 3 numbers you earn 90$
And if you get close to all 4 numbers you get 120$

This event will be a forums only special event. Every player who participates will get a guaranteed 20$. You have time to participate till the end of next friday 31. january.

-Contributed by Darkapollo52



Looking for a job within the feds? There are plenty available!

For instance, in the Recruitment and Retention department they are always looking for new volunteers to help out. Anyone interested in helping out should contact Darkapollo52 at the following in game profile.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/8040328

Here in the Media department we are also looking for help. Always want new people to come in and write for us. All skill levels accepted. All lengths of articles accepted. Pretty much just need to show up and want to write. If interested contact me (Trekker Tlumac) at the link provide😛

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1449193

Fedex is also always looking for help. It is a great place to start. The commitment to the job is minimal and it is a stepping stone to further activity. Those interested in Fedex can contact the director IndexInifinity at the following link:

http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/8060246

Not interested in any of those jobs? Or just want to help out wherever you may be needed? We got you covered. Fill out this form and we will put you in touch would someone right away.

http://proudhorny.us/FedJerbs



Interested in a secret mission for the FBI? Come on, you know everyone want to be a secret agent man, or woman, or chimp, or chameleon. Well, you get the idea. Anyone interested in helping out the Fed FBI director Mikeypenny in secret FBI mission type stuff should contact him.

Profile link: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/6159586



The Director of Fun has a message to all Feds:

"Official Contest

Hello feds,

I know its been a long time, and your thirsty for new contests, well JFrost, and the fun department have come together to bring you a post winter scavenger hunt. The prizes are in the video below so listen there for extra details...
There are 11 videos and 11 keywords, the 4th keyword I give you at the start it is "Awesome" the first you find in the video explaining the prizes and such and your first riddle. Riddle will lead you to another topic with another video. Contest closes Feb 04, 2014.

Listen to the video, find the next topic and then send me or darkapollo52, a pm, or email me at windk3dknightsfood@gmail.com You can also pm me us in erepublik with your entries. Please use whatever method you find most convenient. And no worries each clue is contained either in the fun zone or the introduction's section.  We did this because everyone has access to this section."

Good Luck,

dk3dknight

If you are interested in particapating (and everyone should be, as the prizes are great) please go to the link below to get starte😛

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/t4401-contest-fed-post-winter-scavenger-hunt#98231



NFLB

Are you hungry? Are you in need of big guns? Well the No Fed Left Behind program will give you food and tanks. Since its inception, the program has given tanks and fed over 1000 orders for hungry Feds.

If you are a Fed and are hungry or need protection, the name of the program says it all.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1pfTiGaF25vMKMY7tHxmStnaFW-RCAt99vQl2tsPPctg/viewform



For those of you that are new to the Feds or even just Fed-curious, we welcome you to come find out more about us. The Fed forums are a great place to start. There are games, news and discussions constantly being discussed. It is a great place to get know about your party members better. You can also join us on the IRC party chat, which is another great way to get to know your fellow feds.

On Rizon at #fedpartychat, or http://proudhorny.us/IRC
Forum: http://fedparty.forumotion.com/

Not sure what to post about? Not ready to join up in eRep or ePolitical banter? Well we have just the place for you to start. Start posting in the Fun Zone and work your way in the other discussions.

http://fedparty.forumotion.com/f14-the-fun-zone    



SHIELD is the Federalist Parties most P/H Military Unit to date! How do we continue this level of awesomeness you may ask? With the help of soldiers and would be soldiers like you! SHIELD is currently recruiting anyone and everyone that would like to be a member of an elite fraternity of brothers and sisters. You will be supplied daily with Tanks and Food to fight the good fight for the USA. You will be motivated, you will be determined, you will be flogged, and you will have fun crushing the enemies of our glorious nation. Players of all manner of experience have a place in this Unit, whether it be as a HAMMER member or SWORD airborne soldier. The HAMMER program is designed to help new and upcoming players build their strength up before being unleashed into other Divisions while SWORD is an elite group of commandos whose sole purpose is to infiltrate enemy territory and participate in Resistance Wars and Uprising around the globe! So if you or someone you know is interested in standing beside us, united as one, be sure to join by clicking here... SHIELDs UP!

Mourning Star
SHIELD CO



State of the Country

Country Presidential Elections are less than a week away. At the time of this printing the only candidate to seek Fed backing is the sitting President, Wild Owl.

Wild Owl has been given the official Fed endorsement. This is based on the merit of his performance during his first term, as well as maintaining stability during the changing political climate of the eWorld. As the whole, Wild Owl has continued to fulfill his promise of media activity, including a Day 21 address to the people as well as a update from yesterday that states his intention nationally for re-election and his goals for the next term.

Those goals include furthering the bonuses to 10/10. If this can be accomplished in the next month it will be the first time eUSA will have held full bonuses in a long time. As it is the eUSA is up to 10/8 since Wild Owl took office from the 6/6 the eUSA held before.

Also mentioned is the continued evolution of eUSA’s foreign affairs. These include the signing of a number of important MPPs and jockeying to better position the eUSA in a favorable light in the eWorld.

The dissolving of Rogue Squadron and the further streamlining of the USAF were also mentioned.

All of these things can be read about in the two most recent papers.

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-potus-day-twenty-one-2367040/1/20

http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-wo4potus-continued-success-and-some-updates-2368100/1/20

Fed Forum Announcement:  http://fedparty.forumotion.com/t4391-wo4potus-round-2



Congressional elections have just taken place as previously mention in the State of the Fed section. In all, the eUSA have 57 congressional members serving this term. This includes the 17 feds already mentioned, but also 13 members from USWP, 10 from AMP, 9 from WTP, and 8 from LAP.

A total of 916 votes very cast to get these results. A warm welcome to the 74th congress of the eUSA, may they function within their duties to the best of their abilities. The nominations for the Speaker of the House are currently under way.

Anyone wishing to look over the results of the election or wish to view the congressional members currently representing the eUSA, please follow the link below:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/main/congress-elections



The Brothers In Arms competition is up and running. It was announced over the weekend and started up after weekly reset during the transition from Monday to Tuesday. It will run the full week and is a damage competition. This applies on two levels; damage per MU, which is ranked on the national level and then damage per regiment, which is ranked on the international level.

Prior to the announcement the Plato locked all stats in place. That means that all stats collected apply to the MUs as they were before the announcement.  This means that all fighting damage will count for the same Division that the fighter was in at the start of the lock, even if they move up in levels to a new division. It also means that there can be no regiment stacking. So this tournament favors regiments that were already naturally strong.

Without question this has caused some backlash from angry MUs that demanded the chance to stack their regiments. It is a demand that Plato did not adhere to.

How many really complained is subject to debate, but there was definitely activity on the eRep forum complaining about the inability to move people around for it.



In the past week the eUSA has signed MPPs with eMexico, eSpain, and ePoland. As well as a Natural Enemy status against eJapan and most recently against ePortugal.



State of the World

As stated before, the Brothers in Arms tournament is currently under way. The tournament will run for the next several days (until the weekly reset). The eUSA is hoping to place some of its more elite regiments in the top 100 in the world. The top 100 will be given special designation as elite regiments and the top 25 will gain other prizes as well. There will be an update next week on the results of the tournament.



State of my Gold

Well for the second week in a row, Konoha no Kiiro Senko is the winner of my gold. I was not expecting a repeat so early on in the process. But Random.org gave me the number 3 and he is the third entry. So congrats to him and thanks to all of you for being involved in the contest, with a special thanks to everyone that read the requirements for the extra entries and commented accordingly. I hope you all try again this week. Spread the word too.

Okay well this week I have an idea. I am a total geek. Well, that is not the idea. My geek status is more of origin story for this current State of my Gold entry. The fact remains is that it is true. To anyone that has ever spoken to me, that is abundantly clear. To anyone that has seriously read the Fed Paper as of late, probably have suspicions. I know I would. And to anyone who actually finds this as news, trust me on this one; my geek flag flies super high and unabashedly.

So… Being as I am a geek and I like encouraging all people to be so, this week’s extra entries come from the fandom of your choice. Tell me something that you are passionate about. I mean truly passionate about, something that not everyone understands why you like it so much. I do not need an explanation, nor am I hear to judge. Just a simple couple words saying what fandom you belong to. I personally belong to many. In fact I will list several of my more embarrassing fandoms to put people at ease.

I am passionately involved in the following fandoms:

1) Xanth (If there is a heaven for me, surely it is Xanth)
2) Futurama
3) Marvel Universe (basically anything marvel comics based turned popculture)
4) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
5) Dr. Who (Trust me, I’m a doctor)
6) Harry Potter (books>movies)
7) George Romero films
😎 Mass Effect
9) Elder Scrolls
10) Chrono Trigger
11) Werewolves
12) Lord of the Rings (books/movies. It all good)
13) Oriental Mythos
14) Crappy late 90’s pop music (Yes that means BSB, N’SYNC, that whole lot)
15) Twilight (terrible love story for the record)



State of my Mind
(I guess that settles that fairly decisively)
But for more information:
http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

Well my mind is still a little scattered, per the norm. Been a rather stressful week and it is promising to continue down that path. But that is life. Each of us is dealt a hand of adversity every day. That is the human condition, challenges and survival. Each new day brings a new set of things to overcome. Triumph is, in the end, the only option.

So I shall preserve, we all will. We will continue to do so for as long as it takes. There is no other option. For every single day of existence, each of us is a survivor. This is not a bad thing. Surviving is often stigmatized. It is regularly associated with something having to be wrong to spur that survival.

That is not how I see the world. It has never been how I see the world. Surviving, to me, merely means that I am here still today after waking up from yesterday’s rest. It is the base state of being. That is in and of itself something special. So I suppose we should treat it as such and celebrate each day.

I fail at this often enough. But that is the wonderful thing about life, each day is a fresh start.



Communication

Have a great idea about how to make the country a better place? Not sure where to turn? Contact a congressional member. Party should not matter. But the point is, make your voice heard.  The country needs active citizens.
Read up on what is going on.

Public section of congress:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/board,15.0.html



Also… For anyone with foreign friends or e😜ats that are still living abroad, now is the time to invite them home. We have peace and are starting to get bonuses again. Things are improving and we need more citizens. You can help them get back by referring them to the IES procedures as found on the eUSA forum and the application to receive citizenship.

Application:
http://tinyurl.com/eUSIESApp

IES section of eUSA forums has all the needed information:
http://eusaforums.com/forum/index.php/topic,21080.0.html



Education

Education in this game (and life in general) cannot be overstated. Nine out of seven people would agree with that. Another 83% will not believe this statement, but we don't talk about them.

With that in mind I would like to share links that are directed at helping people learn about the eWorld around them.

This week we have the same grab bag of education links:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/company-guide-v-0-90b-2352033/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doe-party-presidentship-explained1-2363433/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doi-meals-on-wheels-day-2246--2362776/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doe-personal-missions-2361355/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doi-bank-up-to-strength-up-day-2242--2361409/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-doe-faq1-2351535/1/20

As well as the continuation of the series about surviving in eRep by Gnilraps. The rest of the series has links on the introduction page, which is included below:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/how-to-succeed-in-eusa-introduction-2362583/1/20




That is all for this week Feds and friends. Make sure to comment your fandom to get three entries to win my gold. See you next week.

Stay Proud and Horny (or whatever you gig is)

-Trekker Tlumac


For the record, I am kind of an idiot. I put my foot in my mouth more often than I should. Sorry.
Chemistry jokes, gotta love the mix.
Sadly, Shaggy went first. he was mistaken as a zombie because he always had the munchies...
This is exactly what is happening to our world. We destroy one to make the other. The other will not feed us when the one is destoyed.
Sadly I think that day may have already come Albert. 🙁




FPR is UP!
Vote/Sub/Shout
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/2368572/1/20



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