Proclaiming the Regency
Day 4,136, 12:27
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by NoTie112
Dear citizens of the eNetherlands,
As Baron of the Northwest Territories (strange name for Amsterdam?), Governor of the eNetherlands and born into the most Royal City of Breda, I proclaim that a regency should be installed over the eNetherlands due to the incapability of the Royal Family to reign. Hail NoTie112, the 112th in his line!
As previous trustee of the Royal Family I'm well aware of the problems that are running in the genes of the Royals. Crown Princes Legendardisch and WillemTheConqueror are still kids unfit to rule, one occasionally representing us by foul language, the other being too busy in growing up as a responsible adult and his studies, considering his recent resignation from the position of the KeyKeeper. Late King Kordak has been comatose for over half a decade, only showing very erratic last reflexes of life every now and then. Do I need to remind you that it was me who fixed the disastrous wars and debts that our King (but no blame to him, as he already was not conscious back then) caused in the past?
As Baron of the Northwest Territories (strange name for Amsterdam?), Governor of the eNetherlands and born into the most Royal City of Breda, I proclaim that a regency should be installed over the eNetherlands due to the incapability of the Royal Family to reign. Hail NoTie112, the 112th in his line!
As previous trustee of the Royal Family I'm well aware of the problems that are running in the genes of the Royals. Crown Princes Legendardisch and WillemTheConqueror are still kids unfit to rule, one occasionally representing us by foul language, the other being too busy in growing up as a responsible adult and his studies, considering his recent resignation from the position of the KeyKeeper. Late King Kordak has been comatose for over half a decade, only showing very erratic last reflexes of life every now and then. Do I need to remind you that it was me who fixed the disastrous wars and debts that our King (but no blame to him, as he already was not conscious back then) caused in the past?
Free wine for everyone!!
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Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
I plead for a referendem elected King. A KING OF THE PEOPLE
Royals are meant to be above the people!
Successfully transferred 1000 item(s) to Shawtyl0w.
Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
Naaah, people would never make referendums on their own without my involvement 😛
Whoohoo
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Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
Hmm, very interesting developments indeed. I'll ponder over them in my castle. A cask of wine would surely make that more pleasant.
Successfully transferred 1000 item(s) to Gwon.
Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
The office of Actua Contra is very confused by the recent debate about a royal family. Even more confused about all the winebottles everybody is walking around with.
Our CP has cancelled the emissions law, so now companies can freely dump any toxin they want as long as it is airborne. The current events are a direct consequence from inhaling the now-polluted air, people now say all kinds of crazy stuff.
I think those two might be correlated.. 😉
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Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
a lowly baron without land proclaiming himself the regent....
Minister of Finance surely owns some royal estates in Canada! 😛
Successfully transferred 1000 item(s) to odan.
Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate.
Good, let them distract each other, while CP is working behind the scenes 😇 .
Successfully transferred 1000 item(s) to Gwon.
Enjoy the wine! Just gotta let it fermentate. Although this food has been brought of you months ago, so perhaps it's already ready..
Well I had too many because your name is not Gwon. Who is that even?
The funny thing is, you literally had to copy-paste the first sentence from somewhere... so... does the game think I am Gwon? It sounds quite Dutch... maybe I am integrating better than I expected 😂