Profound words

Day 4,136, 02:54 Published in Netherlands Netherlands by Legendardisch

Compatriots, our little country is in great danger, the dead are rising around us. One of them is the old and forgotten king, Kordak.

The dead are apparently awakened by the training war with our German sausage manufacturer. According to these dead our manufacturers are planning to make a new 'Fifth Reich'. Of course, this is nonsense and we all know that the death who come back to life is a greater danger than a pair of German sausages and German girls in leatherhosen.

Therefor, these will be my profound words:

Kordak, I will ram this stick used by the gorilla in your rear.
This throne is very comfortable and this fair country is now seeing some progress.
Get back in your coffin and take the Admiral with you.





Sincerely,
King Legendardisch