Goodbye Blue Monday

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"...you know how, when a baby is first born, it just cries at the sheer horror of being alive?"
-Julie (Scott Pilgrim Volume 3)

[Federalist Endorsement] Cthulu for a Weirder America

16 • 4,366일 11:10 • USA에 게시 USA

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"That is not dead which can eternal lie”

tldr: The Feds Endorse Cthulu

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[Derp4PotUS] You've Got to be Kind

11 • 4,328일 19:13 • USA에 게시 USA

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"God damn it, you've got to be kind.” ― Kurt Vonnegut.

tldr: Derphoof Now; Derphoof Forever

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The Speaker's Word: The Past Isn't Dead. It isn't Even Past.

26 • 4,122일 18:57 • USA에 게시 USA

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"There is no civility, only politics." -Senator Palpatine

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Old Dog

47 • 3,901일 07:56 • USA에 게시 USA

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Welcome to the museum of irrelevant and ancient media. Today's exhibit is Goodbye Blue Monday. The format is preserved from the Mesozoic Era era. If you pay close attention and utilize even rudimentary carbon dating, you can see that the jokes were

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Serious Political Analysis in the Age of Derphoof

19 • 3,485일 15:23 • USA에 게시 USA

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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen

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