Know A Good eLawyer?

Day 4,113, 12:28 Published in Ireland Ireland by Kaitlinn


I'm currently sitting in the ICA jail cells after finally getting our CP Slua and my commander Warbhoy back to Irish territory. If any of you know a good elawyer I'd appreciate it. Had barely finished landing when I was arrested and thrown in here.

They apparently didn't like how long it took for me to get them back here.

I didn't think my food was that bad at the hideout:



Or maybe its the few cracked ribs and a couple of broken arms and legs that did it. If one of them hadn't been blocking my view when I was trying to land my damaged helicopter I wouldn't have hit the big rock when I landed and they would have been fine. (Or could be the fact we only have a vet around these parts not a doctor.)

I did try hard to get them back earlier, but alternate transport is not that easy to find when the Bulgarian overlords have got their filthy hands on anything thats the slightly bit mechanical they can get.

A travelling circus came through and I suggested they use them to get back disguised as clowns. They didn't like it one bit after trying the disguise. Heres a pic of the two of them:



But luckily for me some Irish decided to start the Cork Rebellion.

So I took Dave (the more intelligent of my two mechanics) and headed to the nearest enemy airbase to steal a helicopter. (No way I'd fit 3 people in a jet). Fortunately they were rather busy with the war and we were able to steal one from the edge of the airfield, after knocking the single guard there over the head. Was leaking a bit of oil but was flyable:



And very easy to jumpstart fortunately. Had to do it myself as Dave didn't have a clue. And grumbled about it not being his job to be wandering around looking for aircraft.

After arriving back at the hideout and giving them some painkillers for the trip we headed off under the radar. They had fortunately learnt from last time not to startle me while I'm flying and made it safely to base.

Only thing once the moment I stepped out of the pilot seat I was arrested and now waiting to see what happens next.



So if anyone out there would like to come break me out that would be appreciated.



Some people just don't appreciate what you try do for them *sigh*

Cat Sith
Irish Airman