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Hello eIrish comrades,

Against President Slua's wishes one eIrishman either through ignorance or neglect decided to officially start a half-cocked rebellion. Although we must condemn this as we urge eIreland to take a more strategic and coordinated approach to liberation, nonetheless, when it began we answered the call. Though we should be critical of how it started, let us not condemn the ones who took part in the rebellion but honor their sacrifice to liberate eIreland even if it was an impossible feat.

Much like the real-life Easter Rising of 1916, may today be known as the first strike for eIrish liberation! Therefore I am declaring today, February 23rd, The Cork Rebellion of 2019! It's hard to say when the Rebellion began, however, some say it began when Mike Bane declared the convening of the Dublin Conference which is set to be this Sunday through Wednesday.


Mike Bane posting the Dublin Conference flyer earlier this week


Troops prepared to fight against the Buglarian oppressors

eIreland has lived under the oppression of eBulgaria for several days now and the weight it has put on our economy and our allies has been notable. The eIrish people could not take it anymore, so a few battalions marched onto Cork to free our lands! There was much bloodshed, many soldiers fighting to their death, trying to defeat the massive foreign occupation force holding our lands hostage.


Patriot soldiers fighting the Bulgarians on the streets

There were moments that looked like this impossible shot at freedom could almost turn out in our favor, hoping that their tanks would not be ready to fight back. Unfortunately, about an hour into the fight, their tanks rolled in and dealt major damage. They blew up hundreds of our patriot comrades and leveled half of Cork. From the rubble and ashes we will once again rise!


Occupied citizens trying to clean up their city streets

Let us take a moment to honour our Republican heroes and our foreign allies who helped us in the Cork Rebellion:

DIVISION 4
ClairV0yance - 336,424,032
Slua - 227,339,925
See4(Albania) - 58,259,344
Ulsters Finest (UK) - 16,352,632
SycoASL - 15,286,176

DIVISION 3
GoldenBoar (Croatia) - 17,903,776
Irishman X - 349,844

DIVISION 2
SexyCicko (Croatia) - 11,411,232

DIVISION 1
Mike Bane - 11,485,709

Honourable Mention: aimeisan Division IV - 20,000



Below you can watch eIrish Republican Network Episode II: The Cork Rebellion of 2019


You Can Watch Episode I: Introduction to the Network below


Thank you for reading and may we one day free our lands from foreign occupation and unite our whole island once again!

Up the INLA freedom fighters!
Up the Irish Army!
Up the Irish Citizen Army!

Up the eIrish Republican Movement!