[LoveUK] From Rusholme With Love.
Day 3,215, 13:06
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by Karacticus
A Poem For Sweden
Hello Sweden,
I've noticed you around but I don't think you've noticed me.
I got my friend to message you but I never got a reply.
I don't know how reach you, so here is a poem.
I really hope you read it.
Oh Sweden
Oh Sweden you are so lovely,
Your pickled herring is beyond compare.
I like your blondes they are so cuddly,
But with flat pack furniture I do despair.
I love your meat balls
And funny red jam.
You are ok at football
But Wales are better.
When wandering in Ikea
I long to have you near.
So let's get in my Brusali,
I'll even make you a cup of tea.
Oh Sweden you are so lovely,
Your pickled herring is beyond compare.
I like your blondes they are so cuddly,
But with flat pack furniture I do despair.
I love your meat balls
And funny red jam.
You are ok at football
But Wales are better.
When wandering in Ikea
I long to have you near.
So let's get in my Brusali,
I'll even make you a cup of tea.
Wallander
Massive Wallander fan here and I really want to visit Ystad but don't fancy flying.
Dear Sweden can you please advise on the best place to enter your country if I'm travelling by ferry from Newcastle? I also need car rental info and a detail map.
If hotel recommendations could be provided that would also be nice.
Confidence Boost
Before I go I'd like to remind you of my above poem.
If you're ever feeling low and down on yourself just give it a read.
Going now, need to sort out the mess some bored teenager has caused by pressing buttons he knows nothing about whilst running your country.
Love and Hugs,
Karacticus
Deputy Country President of the United Kingdom and Wales.
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Unfortunately the propaganda is heavily entrenched in this country, and freedom of thought limited due to strict social control mechanisms that bring mindless conformity. However, if you go to Gothenburg, you mostly don't have to deal with fundamentalists, rednecks (caps (and even the wrong way!) hoodies and so on) and petty bourgeois people. The drawback is that it's a hipster domain currently. These guys are poorly understood as of yet. A clique detached from society perhaps.
A Swede!!! They do exist.
This cost me ten gold.
Now I find out you're seeing the USA behind my back.
Hurt.
Dear citizen,
Thank you for your 10 gold!
Regards,
The eRepublik Team
Dra åt helvete horunge
How's your mother?
Brexit cannot come soon enough
Fish & chips isnt Good for the hips
Wales = Fails aka. The Asshole of Britain.. Which means the asshole of the assholes
You seem nice. You can stay.
Hail Karacticus! Free Scotland, faroe Islands and Åland!
Best tea-kettle?
Builders tea and a copper kettle.
we just taking it back
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasions_of_the_British_Isles#Viking_raids_and_invasions
Best hurry up, looks like the Americans are out to grab as much as they can too.
Technically it was all wales before the romans came and destroyed us. At least Welsh was the main language at the time (if I remember right) and Paganism was the religion. So I'd say the Welsh need to do some kinda uprising and slaughter the english...
Celtic and Welsh is 2 different things, Wales is where the Britts sent their retarded cause the fish and chips diet had them not bad-ass enough to kill them. What about Ireland is that the retards sent the most retarded swim across the sea else the other reatrds would eat them and shit on their graves.
- British history books of BuckingHAM Palace
You sound like you're from London.
You're 170 miles off.
In which direction?
West
It's nothing personal, us Swedish vikings never ventured much westwards during the last viking age, so now that it's coming back we need to take the opportunity to conquer some new fields :^)