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[Commune System] Capitalists take cover, we are cumming!

18 • Giorno 2,300, 01:48 • Pubblicato in Cyprus Cyprus

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Greetings brave Cypriots,

We are all witnesses to another crime by the neo liberal capitalist pigs that try to dehumanize us.

Some hours ago, capitalist-economist Kemal Ergenekon,

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pipo lolo for CP!

24 • Giorno 2,292, 01:05 • Pubblicato in Cyprus Cyprus

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Dibattito politico

Greatings brave Cypriots,

This article is my official proposal for the next CP term.

--Government.
There will be no government. All decisions will come from majority using group pms. As game mechanics force us to have some people in "

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[Ministry of Culture] 1st Best Beauty Contest (BBC)

13 • Giorno 2,271, 03:05 • Pubblicato in Cyprus Cyprus

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Svago

Greetings brave Cypriots!

Celebrating his glorious victory, president Marcelbok ordered us to organise the Best Beauty Contest (BBC) in Cyprus. Contest will be held annually to remind all Cypriots our fair president's victory.

Any e-citizen

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[CP elections] Vote for pipo lolo

31 • Giorno 2,267, 00:06 • Pubblicato in Cyprus Cyprus

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Dibattito politico

Greetings brave Cypriots,

After exhausting brainstorming with my counsil, i proposed to me to take over Cypriot administration and make things left. The decision was unanimous, all me voted yes and supported my candidacy.

So here is my plan.

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Farewell

14 • Giorno 2,246, 00:15 • Pubblicato in Cyprus Cyprus

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Analisi di guerra

And always remember farewellers.....

My gals are out to get you!

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